Jessicahereandnow



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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    jimin
    dude
    come on
    stop playing around and tell me what i need to know!

    Taemin Hyung
    First of all, I’m not your “dude”.
    Second of all, I think you should double check to make sure you texted the right person.

    ( or a text fic where jimin accidentally texts mob boss yoongi because he was given the wrong number )

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    25 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    "$200 for the cheating husband."

    "honk if your husband is 2 inches tall."

    "@ my husband, ur dick is 2 inches long."

    [jimin and yoongi are unhappy with their arranged marriage so they have a battle of the lawn signs to make the two-year contact pass quickly.]

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    23 Jul 2017

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    "Absolutely not," Yoongi deadpanned. "Namjoon-ah. I value you as a friend, and I think I'd even go as far as to say that you're my best friend, but absolutely fucking not."

    "You owe me," Namjoon pleaded. "Come on, Yoongi, it's not a big deal."

    "Your boyfriend's best friend's best friend needs a fake boyfriend to come out to his family this Chuseok, all the way in fucking Busan." Yoongi repeated drily without pause, making Namjoon wince. He flipped a page of his textbook, picking up his highlighter. "Not a big deal, Namjoon. Amazing."

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    30 May 2017

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    r u n c h r a n d a.
    fuck
    this is going to sound like the weirdest shit
    okay look i used ur selcas to catfish and this older dude is gonna buy me stuff but i have to send him a selca with a peace sign

    ~ * ~ pingkeu jin ~ * ~
    hahahahahahaha wtf

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    2 May 2017

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    "i put salt in your coffee when you were in the bathroom and you drank it all and that was hardcore want to go out sometime au"

    jimin just wants to mess with yoongi's coffee, he's not expecting to develop a crush.

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    15 Feb 2017

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