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  1. Rec *

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    I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.

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    26 Jul 2018

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a floor of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    14 Jul 2018

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    Bucky Barnes acquires a plot of land in Wakanda, buys some goats, grows peanuts and sweet potatoes, and fosters a wayward rhinoceros. That's it, that's the story.

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    31 May 2018

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    Fred was younger than Steve by almost ten years, but because Steve was so small and scrawny, they looked pretty evenly matched.

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    25 Jul 2017

  5. Rec 21

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    It was supposed to be Rose's wedding, but now it's Jeanne's, and Rose can't possibly go alone. Surely her best friend, Alistair, can help.

    A Nine x Rose Christmastime AU written for Fleurdeneuf with a side of Ten x Reinette, just to be sure everyone hates me by the end of it.

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    30 Dec 2016