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    After a thirty-year absence, sex ed is once again part of the Hogwarts curriculum after two student couples report unplanned pregnancies. Any teacher can handle a seven-week seminar, especially with a five-hundred-Galleon incentive - right?

    Hermione's questions (and one boycott), Dumbledore's staffing woes, Trelawney's tea leaves, Flitwick's hospital bed and a matchmaking Oedipal Boggart suggest otherwise.

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    In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbours, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.

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    Steve was everything the weirdly invasive history books and biographies said he was. He was every inch and ounce the great man the world thought him to be. Bucky had known that all along, and he was pleased that even seventy years later, the whole world was finally beginning to get to know his Steve. And Steve’s mind was something special too. He was one of the greatest tacticians the world had ever seen. Any situation, any enemy, any impossible scenario you could throw at him, Steve would bull right through it. Put him up against any great leader of the past, and Bucky would place his bets on Steve every time.

    He had, in fact. Bucky’d bet his life on Steve, every time they’d waltzed into battle.

    The thing was, Steve’s tactical mind was a thing of beauty, a rare gem in a world of mediocrity, something that barely came along once every few generations.

    But when it came to matters of the heart and soul? Steve Rogers was kind of a dumbass.

     

    But for the first time, Bucky had time to deal with Steve’s temper his way.

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    24 Aug 2021

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    This is a timeline for anyone focusing on Steve, Bucky, and the Howling Commandos specifically within the MCU canon.

    March 10, 1917 - James Buchanan Barnes is born, and we were all officially fucked.

    July 4, 1918 - Steven Grant Rogers is born, and somewhere in Brooklyn Bucky's mother wept . . .

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    23 Aug 2021

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    22 Aug 2021

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