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    A war of clothing pranks between Thorin and his consort Bilbo.

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    A series of flash fiction from various fandoms to which I intended to expand more but never got round to doing.

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    A story of Cas saving Dean's life by making a deal in heaven and the aftermath which followed.

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    "NYPD! Open the door!"

    Peter frowned. What were NYPD doing in his house and that too this late at night. He debated on calling Tony but then decided not to disturb the man unless it was an emergency. Maybe this was just a mistake. He bit his lips and slowly opened the door only to take an involuntarily step back with wide eyes. Five armed men stormed inside, shouting often contradictory commands

    "NYPD!"

    "Keep your hands were we can see them!"

    "Don't move!"

    "Up against the wall!"

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    15 Oct 2021

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    Tony Stark received the notification as he stepped into the courtyard, Friday speaking softly to him through the earpiece he wore at all times. "Sir, Spiderman's parachute has deployed."

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    14 Oct 2021

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    "It's D, Peter. We talked about this."

    “No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”

    “You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.

    “- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.

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    Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.

    Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.

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    Teen for swearing.

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    14 Oct 2021

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    Poor kid—he looks utterly miserable. And if anyone should know how much migraines suck, it’s Tony.

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    14 Oct 2021

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    After a minute, there’s the noise of a lock being fumbled with, and then the door opens and there’s Peter, looking like he’s just rolled out of bed, his hair a mess of untamed curls. He blinks groggily at Tony for a moment, frowning. Then his face goes very, very white.

    “Boo,” Tony says.

    Peter slams the door shut so hard one of the hinges comes loose from the wall.

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    14 Oct 2021