Ivillpunchyouinthethroat



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    Park Jimin loves the sun. When his tribe chooses him, unwillingly, as the sun's future consort, Jimin begins to learn what loving the sun really means.

    A Jihope (Jimin/Hoseok) story for the 2018 BTS ship fic challenge.

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    Namjoon has a good life. He has a handsome boyfriend he adores, a best friend who still supports him after all these years, and respect in his community for his professional skills. Namjoon has a good life - and he'll fight to protect those he loves.

    A Namjin (Namjoon & Seokjin) story for the 2018 BTS ship fic challenge.

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    Less a linear story and more just a collection of snippets set in a Hellverse with King of Hell Ravi and VIXX as the demons that work with him. Snippets can be read in order of posting or in order of the series but they'll make sense either way. Hope you enjoy~

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    He forgets how quickly Wei-qianbei changes faces, sometimes. Like pulling a theater mask over a bruise—color over color, a diversion with the swipe of his hand.

    Lan Sizhui navigates a world that hates his father, one endless wave at a time.

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    12 Apr 2021

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    Through the window, boats drift in a mirror of the yawning sky, fringed with wide lotus leaves and the pale yellow blossoms that grow year-round. Geese call in the distance. And there again, drifting through the air—the scent of sesame shaobing, and hot dry noodles, and the sizzle-pop of frying oil. Like the heat-haze of summer, softened with time. Like the taste of home.

    Or, four meals Wei Wuxian shares during his travels, and one he shares with his soulmate.

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    11 Apr 2021

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    In order to kill the Demon of Yiling, assassin Lan Wangji pretends to be courtesan. Falling in love with Wei Wuxian is an unfortunate complication.

    (Or: the courtesan-but-actually-assassin!LWJ fic)

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    10 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS

    THIS GAVE ME SO MANY EMOTIONS AHHHHHHHHH

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    Wei Wuxian doesn’t let the Wen Remnants hand themselves over after Jin Zixuan’s death. Instead he makes one last sacrifice to ensure they survive. Months later, a Lan cultivator kneels at the edge of the Burial Mounds, ready to offer himself to the feared Yiling Patriarch.

    Or: Sacrifice is an old magic, but love is even older.

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    09 Apr 2021

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    The Prince of Gusu is kidnapped for ransom. He’s saved by a nightmare made flesh.

    Or: A necromancer, his palace of bones, his long-lost husband, and the rise of their dark kingdom.

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    09 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *screaming*