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Becca was alive, and she had her own life. Butcher was completely crushed, but Hughie was there to pick up the pieces.
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Butcher's couch was seriously uncomfortable. Luckily, his bed had room enough for two.
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Butcher helps Hughie chill the fuck out. Takes place halfway through episode 3, I tried to keep it canon compliant best I could. Partially inspired by aishahiwatari's fantastic series, which is the only thing getting me through this quarantine.
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Helping Hand by ItsHighFunctioningSociopath
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
06 Mar 2018
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Jack gets in a fight, so Davey takes him home and patches him up. Smut happens.
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Ask Him Out by ItsHighFunctioningSociopath
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
07 Jun 2017
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After the events of the Cursed Child, everything was how it should be. All except for one thing. Just a really short, fluffy one-shot about how Scorbus started dating.
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One bored writer's quarantine means a lot of Butcher and Hughie fucking by ItsHighFunctioningSociopath
Fandom: The Boys (TV 2019)
17 Apr 2020
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Snatching Martin's notebook in an attempt to cheer him up might not have been the best idea Tim's ever had. But when he gets first hand experience of just how big Martin is and how easily he can pin him down, he can't exactly claim to be sorry.
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- Part 6 of TMA October Prompt Fills
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22 Oct 2020
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Butcher can’t believe this.
“Who the fuck is that?” he hauls MM aside to ask, earning an unimpressed glare and a begrudging glance in the direction he’s indicating. They’re still at the hotel, but Butcher has a TV appearance tonight and they’re apparently short on the security detail.
“That’s Hughie. New hire.”
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27 Jul 2020
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like a river flows by redlightofdawn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Jun 2020
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Jaskier is no stranger to falling in love. In fact, he would call himself uniquely qualified in matters of the heart, given his roles as a bard, a poet and an accomplished appreciator of men, women and - well, all those under the sun, really, he’d always fancied himself an equal opportunity lover.
But falling for Geralt of Rivia still blindsides him.
His first, slightly hysterical thought, is that he has to stop sleeping with Geralt.
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Or the one where Jaskier and Geralt have been fucking for years, when Jaskier realises he's in love. It all goes downhill from there.- Language:
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04 Jun 2020
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On the Merit of A Flower by JinxedAmbitions
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 May 2020
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Jaskier stared up at the blue sky, watching the clouds move weightlessly through the air. He breathed in the sweet scent of the tall grass around them and rolled onto his side to pluck one of the wildflowers from its stalk.
“Have you ever wondered what it is like to be a flower, Geralt?” he asked, glancing over at his travel companion who was carefully cleaning his blade.
Geralt didn’t bother to look up from his task. “No,” was all he offered as he inspected his work.
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Jaskier insists on using extended metaphors about flowers to express his affection for Geralt. Geralt has a much more succinct way of showing his affections.
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03 Jun 2020
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The Ballad of Dandelion and the White Wolf by The_Watchers_Crown
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Oct 2020
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The girl rolls her eyes at him. “If you’re just going to stand here ogling the witcher, maybe go and do it out of the way.”
“Ogling.” Jaskier scoffs. “Who’s ogling?”
She looks unimpressed. “Have you told him you want him to fuck you?”
(A love song.)
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- Part 1 of a star to guide thy way
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02 Jun 2020