Ithinkwehaveanemergency



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    A canon-divergent series about the future of Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, and Todoroki Shouto as they figure out they're pretty much in love with each other.

    Featuring: Lots of angst. Not a ton of actual action, even if they are getting it on.
    Attempts at humor. Non-linear storytelling (I swear it'll be easy to follow). Boys being stupid about the fact that they're in love.

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    “Rich, what the fuck.”

    “What,” Richie says breathlessly, pushing up into Eddie’s grip with a weak sound.

    Eddie stares, as he did five months ago, at the dick in his hand. Not that it was in his hand at the time. “I thought maybe I, like. Exaggerated it in my mind. But it’s really that fucking big.”

    “Huh?” Richie blinks at him dumbly, jaw slack and abs tensing.

    “Rich, I don’t even know what to do with all of this.”

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    or, Richie has a big dick, and Eddie is into it.

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    15 Nov 2019

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    “Why wouldn’t you just tell us you’re getting married altogether like Bill and Stan did?” Richie said, seeming to also realize this was odd.

    “Because we have to ask a favor of you.” Ben brought his hand up to start biting his nails the way he did when he was about to deliver bad news.

    “Favor is too nice, babe. This is not a favor or a request. It is a requirement if you both want to be at this wedding.” Beverly let go of Ben’s hand to place it on her knee. She rubbed her thighs once, gearing up to tell them. Eddie had a couple guesses about what she may want to say but nothing prepared him for what it actually was, “You have to bring a date.”

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    01 Nov 2019

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    Eddie’s eyes were getting heavy again. Richie helped him back down to the pillow.

    “It’s always kind of like this, isn’t it,” he mumbled.

    Richie didn’t move. He was still holding Eddie’s hand, his shoulder.

    “Like what?” he asked softly.

    “You and me,” Eddie said. What else?

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    31 Oct 2019

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    Daryl didn’t say the word love. Not for any really poetic reason, it just never worked for him. He can feel it though and what is he supposed to do when a certain Hilltop resident starts making his heart race?

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    16 Oct 2019

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