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    A canon-divergent series about the future of Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, and Todoroki Shouto as they figure out they're pretty much in love with each other.

    Featuring: Lots of angst. Not a ton of actual plot.
    Attempts at humor. Potentially non-linear storytelling (I swear it'll be easy to follow). Boys having sex and being stupid about the fact that they're in love.

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    “Yeah, okay.” Keith smiled. “That sounds good. You’ve been in touch with Lance then? Oh, I suppose you’ve been back home since we last spoke?”

    Oh, Shiro had been in touch with Lance alright.

    Something must have shown on his face, because Keith narrowed his eyes sceptically. “What…?”

    “Uh, nothing.” He said, shaking his head.

    “Shiro.” Keith said, raising an eyebrow and folding his arms over his chest. “Don’t lie to me.”

    “I found Lance’s secret alien porn channel and then I fucked him and then I filmed a porn video with him and kept fucking him and now we have this weird friends with benefits thing going on and I don’t know where I stand and I don’t know if I like him like him or if it’s just friendship sex feelings and it’s absolutely killing me.” He said all at once without taking a breath.

    Keith blinked, looking at him for a long moment. “Is it April first where you are?”

    Shiro huffed a laugh at that. “I’m afraid I can’t say that it is, no.”

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    22 Sep 2021

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    “I have a job for you,” Shiro says as Lance rounds the desk. He turns his chair, gesturing to his lap where his uniform pants now sit open and his soft cock rests on his thigh, bared by the the jacket hem that’s been tucked up out of the way. Heat spikes through Lance at the sight. How can a cock be so pretty? Fuck, he wants it, wants it anywhere Shiro will give it to him.

    Shiro fixes him with a knowing look. “I need you to keep this warm while I finish going over these forms. Think you can do that for me?”

    Lance's day hasn't been great, but the evening is looking up.

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    21 Sep 2021

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    Hawk gets a boyfriend and Miguel’s not happy about it. Not because he’s jealous! Because he thinks the guy might be part of Cobra Kai's revenge plot against Hawk. And sure, maybe he’s jealous too, but that’s beside the point.

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    Kyle wakes up someplace, and with someone unexpected.

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    30 Aug 2021

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    Draco Malfoy knows better than to get involved with Harry Potter. If only someone would have reminded him of that six months sooner, then maybe he wouldn't be in quite such a large mess.

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    09 Aug 2021