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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Snufkin meets his father for the first time, and the two try to figure out what to do with each other.

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    06 Jun 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Donald can sense magic.

    EDIT: added a finale for fun. Chapter 2 explores Donald's abilities more.

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    05 Jun 2019

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    “I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

    “Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.” 

    “Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

    “Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.

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    16 Apr 2019

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    Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”

    “If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”

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    15 Apr 2019

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    funniest fucking fic

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Aizawa widened his eyes. Whatever he was expecting to see, it certainly wasn’t this.
    There, inside the gym, was a Gen Ed student that he remembered from the Sports Festival, holding a knife in one hand while his other hand was noticeably bleeding.

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    13 Apr 2019

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