"Hello... everyone in the Multiverse.
You've kinda caught me in a compromised position here so....
My name is Ava.
You don't know me but...I am your stalker.
I spy on everyone.... In every universe.... To the extent that I've witnessed your entire lives and countless possible timelines.
...as far as first impressions go.... this destroyed city you see behind me...
It was totally like this when I got here....
Also, I understand that some people may feel uncomfortable... Even a little murdery...
.... And I promise, the day I get tired of abusing your privacy for my own entertainment, I'll quit and go get a real life.
But until that day... Yeah... I'll know when you're sleeping, when you're awake.... and also, I'll be criticising your technique in bed.
I have scoreboards ladies and gentlemen."