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    Shiro was a lawyer. Keith was a sandwich. (Can I make it any more obvious?)

    “I’m—I’m a sandwich.”

    Hunk puts his hands on Keith’s shoulders, or tries. It’s hard through the layers of painted foam and velour. The costume is a little stained, a little sun bleached, and smells vaguely of every person who’s ever been forced to go through the same trial Keith is now facing.

    “Don’t say that man. You’re more than that.”

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    13 Aug 2018

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    Matt bears witness to the greatest tragedy of the modern age.

    Shiro is staring at the kid, open-mouthed, and there’s not a trace of humor in it.

    "Parkour?" Shiro asks, managing to sound fascinated.

    "Yeah." The kid brushes the bangs out of his eyes, suave-like. "Parkour."

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    Katie. This kid has never done parkour in his life. He wouldn't know parkour if it did a back flip off a building and suplexed him in an alley.

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    13 Aug 2018

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    "Found you!" Lance says, vaulting over the back of the couch. He lands with a soft thump that bounces Keith up in his seat. "Hey, I've got a question for you. You don't have to answer it, but, uh, have you met your soulmate?"

    "No," says Keith, "I haven't."

     

     

    I shouldn't.

     

     

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    update: there's art now!!!!! ahhhhhhh

    edit: since there seems to be a need of this--PLEASE NOTE THE 'NOT REALLY CHARACTER DEATH' TAG. NO ONE STAYS DEAD, FRIENDS.

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    11 Aug 2018

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    Keith is bitten by an alien love bug that makes him fall in love with the first person he sees. And just guess who the heck that first person is?
    (Inspired by art by @eyugho's Love Bug AU on tumblr!)

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    08 Aug 2018

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    Willy crosses his legs, sits down next to Auston, and watches him shake out a handful of skittles. Mitch perches on the foot of the bed.
    “So,” Mitch says, all serious. “I need one of you to have sex with me.”
    Auston chokes on a skittle.

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    30 Jul 2018