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    Sometimes, when Derek gets off work early, there’s a pleasant surprise waiting for him.

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    02 Apr 2018

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    Sex positive asexual!!!!!

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    We Didn't Start The Fire [vid] by ,

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), Doctor Who (1963), Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Beatles, Hawaii Five-O (1968), Sherlock Holmes (1965 TV), Dark Shadows (1966), Blake's 7, Battlestar Galactica (1978), MASH (TV), The Professionals, Starsky & Hutch, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back, Rocky Horror Picture Show, James Bond (Movies), Led Zeppelin, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Raffles - E. W. Hornung, Yes Minister, Indiana Jones Series, Young Sherlock Holmes (1985), Batman (Movies 1989-1997), Miami Vice (TV), Another Country (1984), Kiss of the Spider Woman - All Media Types, This is Spinal Tap (1984), Blade Runner (1982), Quantum Leap, Back to the Future (Movies), Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), The Outsiders (1983), Wiseguy, 21 Jump Street (TV), Lost Boys (1987), Labyrinth (1986), The Goonies (1985), Red Dwarf, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Alien Nation, The Sandbaggers, Beauty and the Beast (TV 1987), Princess Bride (1987), Robin of Sherwood, The Real Ghostbusters, Remington Steele (TV), 3rd Rock from the Sun, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Friends (TV), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Oz (TV), The X-Files, The West Wing, Sports Night, Homicide: Life on the Street, Star Trek: Voyager, Queer as Folk (US), Hard Core Logo (1996), Highlander: The Series, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, due South, Popslash, NSYNC, The Simpsons, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hornblower (TV), Newsies (1992), Jeeves & Wooster, Stargate SG-1, Angel: the Series, Queer as Folk (UK), The Magnificent Seven (TV), Farscape, The Sentinel, Forever Knight, History Boys (2006), Band of Brothers, Smallville, Panic! at the Disco, Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Prison Break, Troy (2004), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings RPF, High School Musical (Movies), Community (TV), Castle, Supernatural, Sleeper Cell, Merlin (TV), Stargate Atlantis, Heroes (TV), Leverage, The Vampire Diaries (TV), Robin Hood (BBC 2006), Legend of the Seeker, Life on Mars (UK), The L Word, One Piece, Torchwood, Slings & Arrows, Doctor Who (2005), Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Glee, White Collar, Bones (TV), Fringe, Brokeback Mountain (2005), Inception (2010), Grey's Anatomy, Top Gear (UK) RPF, Being Human (UK), Veronica Mars (TV), My Chemical Romance, The Daily Show, Colbert Report RPF, The Rachel Maddow Show, Anderson Cooper 360, Fake News RPF, Lost, Persepolis - Marjane Satrapi, Sherlock (TV), How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica (2003), Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Firefly, Rent - Larson, Dexter (TV), House M.D., Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), American Idol RPF, Bend It Like Beckham (2002), Om Shanti Om (2007), The Middleman (TV), Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Robin Hood - All Media Types, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Multi-Fandom, A Very Potter Musical Series - Team StarKid, Blood Drips on Newsies Square, Harry and the Potters, Star Wars: Revelations  

    11 Apr 2016

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    Fifty years of fandom.

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    02 Jan 2018

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    02 Jan 2018

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    When kids in the Slytherin Common Room tossed jeers at the pudgy feet of Millicent Bulstrode, Harry rose up to do something about it. This Harry, now one of Snape’s own, got fewer House points lost but many more detentions– it had never been the colors on his hem that Severus hated.

    This was not wishing Harry an easy path. This was not wishing the boy a warm House. This was Harry, three weeks in, sleep deprived and considering running away and going back to Privet Drive. This was Harry in the back of Potions class, blank-faced under Snape’s disdain the way he’d perfected under the Dursleys’s torments.

    When Quirrell shouted “troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know,” and Harry overheard that there was a girl in the bathroom crying, he still ran off to make sure she got out okay. He hesitated first, at the back of the little pack of Slytherin first years (at the back so that no one could get behind him)– he hesitated.

    And Millicent Bulstrode, who could never quite keep her tummy tucked in enough, could never brush all the cat hair off her robes, never quite keep her temper in check, hesitated, too.

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    02 Jan 2018

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    What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?

    Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).

    Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.

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    01 Jan 2018