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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    As soon as Eddie walks into the skate rink, he’s certain he’s made a mistake.

    This whole thing was his therapist’s idea — they’d been talking recently about how he felt like he’d missed out on too many experiences in his youth, and now he’s past thirty and has barely stepped outside his comfort zone, and his therapist suggested that he try one thing he’s always wanted to do but been too afraid to try. And since it’s November, and there’s snow on the ground outside, Eddie’s mind went to ice skating. His mother never let him learn when he was a kid, and so in a fit of overconfidence he signed up for the beginner’s class at the local rec center.

    The problem, Eddie’s realizing now as he approaches the desk to sign in and check out a pair of skates, is that all of the other beginner students in this class are about six years old.

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    Or, Eddie accidentally signs up for a children's ice skating class, and Richie is the instructor.

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    25 Sep 2021

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    Eddie clears his throat. “How often would you say you ejaculate?”

    Richie pauses with his spoon halfway up to his mouth. Milk dribbles over the edge to splatter on the table; Eddie grimaces but forces himself to stay on track.

    “Uh,” Richie says. “What?”

    “It’s a simple question.”

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    Or: Eddie reads an article in Men's Health and gets a little too invested.

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    25 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Eddie gets some therapy, Eddie gets divorced, and Eddie goes to California to see if he and Richie could be something more than friends. Unfortunately, Richie doesn't show up to the Losers reunion pool party at Bill's house alone, and no one's equipped to handle it like an adult.

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    “Hey, uh,” Eddie asks, face falling. “Who’s that?”

    “What?” Bill twists his whole torso to stare, like an obvious fucking goon. Eddie wants to slap him. “Oh. Her? Richie’s date? Her name’s Sandy.” He shrugs and takes a sip of his beer.

    “Maybe you should introduce yourself,” Bev suggests mildly. He hasn’t told her -- or anyone -- about Richie, but maybe that was a mistake. She’s looking at him like she knows something.

    “His date? Who the fuck would date Richie?”

    “Um,” Bev says. “That’s a question.”

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    25 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “What?” Eddie twists around to face Richie so fast. “You can’t just - you can’t cold call Guy Fieri.”

    “Sure I can,” Richie says, his thumb already scrolling. “We’re friends.”

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    25 Sep 2021

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    "No, I would've remembered this," Richie says, folding his hand around the un-bandaged parts of Eddie's hand. The gold ring glints on his pinky.

    Eddie explains how he stabbed himself and Richie nearly dies. His laughter sounds like someone peeling out on fresh blacktop.

    "Okay, yeah, hyuck it up, you goofy bitch," Eddie says.

    "How many times is that? Four? The universe wants you to be penetrated, Eds," Richie says. "It cannot get enough of you."

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    25 Sep 2021

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    “So… what are you wearing?”

    “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

    Richie laughs on the phone, delighted by Eddie’s deadpan dismay. “I’m only kidding if you’re offended.”

    “I’m not offended,” says Eddie. “It's just that phone sex isn’t a real thing.”

    Richie is quiet. “What do you mean, phone sex isn’t a real thing?”

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    Or: Richie goes away on tour. Eddie learns that phone sex is a real thing.

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    25 Sep 2021

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    Eddie should have left this motherfucker in the fish tank.

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    24 Sep 2021

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    “So Eddie, what brings you to the bar tonight?" Richie asked. "Gonna rebound from the divorce? Pick up a hot young twenty-something to feel young again?”
    “Fuck you,” Eddie said, jutting his chin forward. “What a terrible way to ruin the mood.”
    “I’m sorry, all my moods are poorly cultivated. What mood were you looking for?”
    A nervous lump grew in Eddie's throat. He threw back his drink to get rid of it.
    Hand wrapped around the glass he’d just slammed back onto the bar, he said, “The mood that gets me leaving with a schlubby forty-something.”
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    Pre-chapter two, Eddie and Richie meet and don't remember each other, but have an instant connection anyway...

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    24 Sep 2021

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    “Wait, wait, wait,” Eddie says, and he hates himself for even asking. “Who has kissed Richie?”
    Bev raises her hand. Ben raises his hand. Stan raises his hand. Bill, even, raises his hand.
    Richie opens his mouth. “Your mo–”
    Beep fucking beep, Richie.

    Richie has kissed every member of the Losers Club except Eddie. Eddie’s not jealous. He just curious about why, that’s all.

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    22 Sep 2021

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    Richie Tozier's got a four-part plan to find his soulmate and it’s absolutely flawless. Once he meets his soulmate, nothing’s going to stand in the way of true love.

    Except things don't really go according to plan.

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    22 Sep 2021

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    Maggie Tozier believed firmly in fate, especially when it came to love. She’d told Richie as much from the time when he was barely tall enough to look over the counter where she was chopping vegetables for soup, steadfast and even.

     

    “Everybody has The One, you know,” she says, sweeping the vegetables into the pot with a deft flick of the knife.

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    22 Sep 2021

  12. Public Bookmark 29

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    If Buzzfeed can steal content so can I, here’s some of my favorite moments from their 17 times we all wished we were in the Losers Club list (with extra screen shots for the context and stuff they left out.)

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    22 Sep 2021

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    Thottie with a (dead) body @mykielynn
    can someone explain why bill denbrough and fucking richie tozier are mutuals now?

    This fic is fully inspired by Retweet by plinys which you should go check out

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    22 Sep 2021

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    Derek wakes because of a whimper. At first he thinks it is from his new born baby girl but soon realizes it was his mate. Even in his sleep, Stiles is protesting how painfully full of milk he is. Derek will just have to help him with that now won't he?

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Following several days of evasive behavior and increasingly flimsy excuses, Derek was determined to get their resident pack human straightened out.

    Eyes narrowing, he stepped closer to the mattress. “What are you trying to hide, Stiles? You’re acting like a blushing maiden.”

    “Nothing!”

    Derek growled even before the word had fully passed Stiles’ lips. “Don’t lie to me, what’s-”

    A foreign, sweet scent reached his nostrils and the words caught in his throat. What was that? Leaning in, Derek took a deep breath. He’d smelt this particular aroma before, but he couldn’t remember where.

    Face crumpling, Stiles slumped back against the headboard, looking utterly defeated. A low mumble was all he could work up to, face turned away so Derek couldn’t see his expression. “There was a little mishap at Deaton’s.”

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Stiles meets his future husband on a rather unspectacular Wednesday.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    “How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

    The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

    Derek despised him.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Derek - who lives in New York with his older sister, Laura - is back in Beacon Hills, visiting his parents and younger sister for Christmas, when everything changes. Cora invites friends over while their parents are visiting other family, Derek drinks something he didn't know he shouldn't have, and things get a little out of control.

    Misunderstandings abound, secrets are spilled, and in the end all it takes to find happiness is being brave enough to reach out with both hands and never let go.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    18 Sep 2021

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    Halloween + Drag queen friends = Crossdressing!Stiles fic! Throw in a miscast spell that has woodland creatures and our resident weres trailing behind Stiles a-la-fairytale-logic and you’ve got a recipe for disaster...and love.

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    18 Sep 2021

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