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    Eric Richard Bittle: adorable, sweet, Objectively The Best At Sex || Jack Zimmermann: doomed

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    17 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    Imagine if The Great British Bake Off was actually an American show called The Great College Bake Off, and then imagine Bitty competing on the show and Jack doing everything he can to support him, because that’s what teammates do, right?

    The fact that Jack blushes whenever Bitty smiles, and that he can barely look at him without getting butterflies in his stomach is completely beside the point.

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    16 Jan 2018

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    Bitty's got a secret long distance boyfriend. It affects the Haus-mates, frogs, and said long-distance-(Canadian-hockey-robot)-boyfriend in different ways.

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    14 Jan 2018

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    It’s one thing for Bitty to have a pathetic secret crush and maybe occasionally get off to vague thoughts of Jack-shaped people with blue eyes, and another, completely wrong thing, to actually jerk off to naked pictures of Jack Zimmermann.

    [or, the one where Jack strips down for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue and Bitty has some...issues with it. issues involving inconvenient boners.]

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    14 Jan 2018

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    “Right.” Ransom still looks serious, but there’s a sinister glint in his eye that Holster gloomily recognises as contemplation. “What’s in it for us?”

    Holster whips his head round to stare at him so fast his neck twinges in three different places. “Nothing is in it for us,” he hisses sotto voce, “or did you not hear the part where we’d be dating?

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    14 Jan 2018