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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    5 times Dex (and Nursey!) talk to rubber ducks + 1 time they...don't.

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    It happens like this:

    “I don’t--this is a bad idea,” Dex says, his lips still tingling, his hands shaking on Nursey’s hips where he’s shoved him away. “This is a really bad idea, Nurse. I can’t--We can’t do this.”

    And there’s hurt in Nursey’s eyes and his bottom lip is swollen from Dex’s teeth, but he says, “Okay.” And then, “It’s chill, Dex. Just friends, then.”

    It happens like this:

    “Actually,” Nursey says, talking more to his granola than to them, “I kind of have a date.”

    It happens like this:

    When Nursey calls, Dex almost doesn’t pick up the phone.

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    17 Jan 2022

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    It's not surprising that sharing a room changes things, but neither of them expect the most important conversations in their strange, awkward friendship to happen in their shared bathroom.

    (Or: five conversations Dex and Nursey have in a shared bathroom, and one in bed.)

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    17 Jan 2022

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    After two and a half semesters at Samwell, Dex has gotten used to people handling their stress in weird ways. Bitty bakes up a storm, Lardo is constantly covered in what Dex really, really hopes is paint, Ransom turns into a curled-up ball of anxiety on the nearest flat surface. He gets it: people are just weird here.

    That doesn’t mean he doesn’t choke on his Red Bull when Nursey sighs, “God, I’m so tense right now. I just really need to suck a dick, y’know?”

    (Or: five times Dex and Nursey really don’t quite know what they’re doing, and one time they’ve really, really figured it out.)

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    17 Jan 2022

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    The thing is, being able to talk to houses doesn't actually preclude them from conspiring to ruin your life. Dex finds this out a little too late. First comes the Dib Flip, then Nursey's bed, and the water heater...the Haus definitely has it in for him.

    In which Dex has house magic, Haus has Haus magic, and at least one of them is in love with Nursey.

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