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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    For the prompt - Bilbo finding Thorin in the forge, working. Also, the sweaty King has no shirt.

    If Bilbo had spent less time ogling Thorin in the forge, and more time watching his footing, this would never have happened.
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    Bilbo nodded, backing away. He still felt a little flustered, and he was sure his face was red as a beet.

     

    ‘Try not to get lost again,’ Thorin smiled.

     

    ‘I’ll try my chest – best! I’ll try my best!’ Bilbo could have kicked himself over the blunder, but as it turned out he didn’t have to.

     

    Thorin’s face transformed from an infuriatingly knowing smirk into a look of panic. He reached out with a hand, stepping forward quickly, ‘Bilbo, look out!’

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    05 Jun 2018

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    THE CUTEST WTF

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    Bilbo and Dwalin have two things in common: an appreciation for good meals and a case of unrequited love for a certain oblivious king. The only sensible thing to do is form a supper club.

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    01 Jun 2018

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    It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.

    If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.

    Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.

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    27 May 2018

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    Bilbo rides the river in Thorin’s barrel, then rides other things.

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    24 May 2018

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    Bilbo, babysitter to the little monsters Fili and Kili, finds his quiet life in utter shambles when the madness of the Durin family begins to attract itself to him.

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    23 May 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ugh this au was too cute orz