InfinityIllusion



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    In which I, Eastonia try to clean up some of my rambly soundboarding tumblr chats with InfinityIllusions and spread the nonsense headcanons my cracked pysche creates.

    Includes:
    1) Siren Voice/Charmspeak Percy
    2) Percy (and halfbloods in general) are probably major theatre fans.
    3) Wait, Hermes is the god of commerce too, can his kids randomly speak Mandarin?
    4) On that note, is Percy able to literally swear like a sailor? (Ft. Cthulhu! Frank and the Endnote to end all Endnotes)
    5) On the deification of Percy Jackson (And our attempts to kill him off)
    6) Look killing him off is supremely difficult (there is a reason).
    7) In which I actually get serious and (kinda) discuss cultural issues.
    8) Introducing Fin's and mine favourite headcanon that we have actually accepted as canon... Nautical deities normally practice polygamy.

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    In which Ichigo is a special snowflake of an Akuma, Kisuke is a mad scientist/physician of a forcibly retired Exorcist (what else do you call it when the rest of your order was slaughtered and hunted down, and you have yet to make lasting contact with another branch?), and Yuzu and Karin are along for the ride.

    Until they aren't, because life has a habit of getting in the way of happy things, at least for a time.

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    A series of daily prompts from my best friend and enabler, spj, from last October. Various series will be mentioned and written in, so it's a series.

    Will be updated daily, though October 31st, 2017.

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    In which Interpol attempts to recreate the dynamic between Sterling and Nate, with Parker and Gatling (OC).

    Needless to say, it fails miserably, in part because there is such a thing as making things too personal.

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    Severus Snape didn't know what was going on with Harry Potter. One minute he was having a seizure and spending the night in the Infirmary, and the next he was gone. Three weeks later, he witnesses the boy miraculously reappear and slay the Dark Lord. Now he's sitting in Albus Dumbledore's office listening to the boy claim that he's from the future and the Master of Death while Voldemort's corpse hovers beside them. Potter has changed and Severus finds himself landed with a boy who isn't the same irritating brat that he once knew.

    This was originally titled The Potion Master's Apprentice, written by Athy and abandoned, up for adoption. She has kindly allowed me to take her beautiful idea into my own hands to do with it as I will. It is still here on AO3 and you should go read it. I've used many of her words, her original concept, and then put my own twist on it. Thank you so much for letting me adopt your story.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    “Hey, we got married for our country-”

    “Universe, technically,” Heero interrupted. “With national borders having been dissolved and the colonies and earth attempting to operate under the same government, we technically got married for our universe. Or for the united-”

    “Yeah, yeah,” Duo cut in. “Technically we got married for king and metaphorical country-”

    “Would that be queen?” Heero mused. “While we currently don’t have a monarch, the last one of record would have been Relena, which-”

    “Right,” Duo cut in. “For queen and country. We stayed married for the tax breaks. The matching bling doesn’t hurt, either.”

     

    Wufei discovers something unexpected, learns his friends are even weirder than he thought, and the game of solitaire gets the last word.

    Rating is for one instance of explicit language, but not even that is graphic. Otherwise, content is acceptable for all readers.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Heero's going out for dinner, with a date. Or four. The staff at the restaurant frankly don't know what the hell is going on, and neither does anyone else.

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    02 Sep 2019

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    Work emails are where Heero's true colors really shine.

    "From: h.yuy.01@prev.gov
    Hello, contrived attempts at commiserating with your fellow man-"

    ((Based off/inspired by a Tumblr post))

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    01 Sep 2019

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    31 Aug 2019