IneffableMcMuffin



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    Inspired by this tweet. "No more meet CUTES, let’s invest in meet UGLIES instead. Like running into each other while doing separate walks of shame. Or exchanging phone numbers while crashing a stranger’s funeral. A criminal kidnapping a serial killer. Let love sprout from the worst possible scenarios!!"

    I won't be doing the exact ones listed in that thread, but the first one was too good to pass up lol so I had to. I would LOVE any suggestions for other kinds of first-time meetings that would be awkward/difficult to explain to others!

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    "So you’re telling me that my options are either to convince this man I just met and drunkenly married to stay married to me for six months or lose two thirds of a billion pounds?”

    “That’s exactly what I’m telling you,” Fergus said.

    “Fucking shit,” Crowley spat.

    He hung up the phone and stared at it for a moment before rubbing his eyes with his fists. Now his job would be twice as hard. He needed to talk Aziraphale into staying married for six months. Should he try begging or bribing? This was a huge ask, and Aziraphale would be well within his rights to tell Crowley to fuck off. But Crowley was prepared to offer him pretty much anything, up to half of the trust, if that’s what it took. He didn’t care.

    But that was only part of his concern. Even if he got insanely lucky and Aziraphale agreed to stay legally married to him for the next six months, how the hell was he going to talk Aziraphale into dating him during that time? And was it foolish to even try?

    One thing at a time, he decided. First, he needed to convince Aziraphale to stay legally married to him. Then he could set about wooing his husband. He hoped.

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    Crowley decides to enjoy a bit of mischief by being a game show contestant. Aziraphale is dragged along, much to his dismay.

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    Lockdown, baking, a fond memory and a confession.

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    Anthony J. Crowley, PHD, has a new motto: 'new semester, new start'.
    He is still in a post break-up slump, but he has a new best friend and the arrival of new first year students will surely distract him from his brooding.

    Aziraphale Z. Fell has taken a leap and is opening his own bookshop. Finally free from his horrible manager, his mind has been on work and only work for months and it's all going to pay off.

    Both are carrying some baggage from the past. Neither is looking for anything, least of all love. But making a new friend is always a good idea, right?

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    Aziraphale has noticed his handsome neighbor, but hasn't had an excuse (or the nerve) to talk to him. He gets his chance, though, when a bakery delivers a package to the wrong door a few days before Christmas and his neighbor comes knocking.

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