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    He had had his head in Aziraphale’s lap for half an hour before the question he’d been pondering finally came to the surface. “Angel?”

    “Mm?” Aziraphale moved his hand from Crowley’s hair to his forehead. “Yes, my dear?”

    As always, save for when Aziraphale brought them out while they were arguing, the words made Crowley smile. “I’ve been wondering something about my videos.”

    (Crowley and Aziraphale, in moving to a new stage of their relationship, discover that a certain demon's exhibitionist old habits add to - rather than detract from - its positivity.)

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    29 Nov 2019

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    Aziraphale has noticed Crowley's odd behavior. Since the Apocalypse he has spotted Crowley outside the shop, just watching, like a watchdog that watches and doesn't come in and explain himself.

    This fic follows a roughly two year period after the apocalypse in which Crowley admits to nightmares about the bookshop and Aziraphale burning and struggles to come terms with it and ask for help. Aziraphale grows increasingly lonely and purposeless and some of his damage from Heaven rears up. They slowly navigate supporting each other as best they can. Main points of interest are probs bed sharing, much mutual pining, kissing, and softly handled trauma recovery.

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    09 Nov 2019

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    After stopping the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally take the next step in their six-thousand-year friendship. But when a spate of miracles sweeps across Soho and Mayfair, they realize their amorous escapades may have an unintended side effect. As they scramble to restore balance and an archangel arrives to investigate, Heaven and Hell’s messengers learn that you can never have too much of a good thing.

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    03 Nov 2019

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    Aziraphale wakes up after a celebratory dinner at the Ritz and finds himself in a world where Hell won, Heaven lost, and angels have been taken as prisoners of war and subjected to all sorts of heinous behavior at the hands of demons in Hell. To right the world, Aziraphale will have to make strange alliances and figure out how to get Crowley, his new "owner", on his side.

    If only it were that easy.

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    01 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Crowley knows it is his destiny to die in the second apocalypse, his perfect life with Aziraphale notwithstanding. But with a little help from the most unlikely sources, perhaps there is another way. That said, nothing comes without a price, and even his strategy to avoid being erased from existence has thorns in it.

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    01 Nov 2019