Industry_Standard_Dick

A big, veiny, hairy dick and balls. Industry-Standard, in fact! A lovely sun-kissed tan.



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  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    A collection of short moments that happen over the years, involving Geralt and his found family.

    Whumptober 2020 prompts.

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    11 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Geralt is what Jaskier cheerfully describes as "forever years old" when he discovers that okay, maybe he is just the littlest bit affected by… actually he’s not sure what one would call this. He’s not even sure if it’s specifically what was said or just the act of being spoken to like a person in a vulnerable moment. Either way, it’s more than a little unexpected, but that’s not actually the problem. After all, everyone finds themselves unraveled by something a little unorthodox now and again, and in the grand scheme of things, this isn’t really all that weird.

    No. The problem is that he learns it at exactly the same time Jaskier does, and it would be embarrassing enough if the bard were just some accidental bystander. But no, Geralt couldn’t get that lucky either. It’s very definitely in response to Jaskier and that is nothing short of mortifying. Whatever longing Geralt might privately harbor, Jaskier has never given any indication that it might be a mutual feeling, and so their companionship is very definitely not Like That.

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    08 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “He helps out people like us.” Lambert had said.

    “He does it all for what? Money? Underground rep?”

    “Nah.” Lambert stretched out on Geralt’s ratty couch with a satisfied sound. “When it comes down to it, he’s an artist. He stitches you back together and only asks for a place on your skin to tattoo to his little heart’s delight.”
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    Aka the AU where Jaskier poses as a tattoo artist, and patches up witchers under the dead of night.

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    08 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Geralt takes one look at him, his brow furrowed, and says, “You’ve been cursed.”

    “Yes.” Jaskier lets out a weak, rueful laugh. “Yes, well, I’d rather figured as much.”

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    Jaskier is cursed after an intimate encounter with a sorcerer that was, shall we say, ill-advised. Surviving the night will require facing some uncomfortable truths with a certain witcher.

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