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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    That stupid fucking veil.

    Sirius would be kicking himself the rest of eternity, standing close enough to that thing to fall through, and at Bellatrix’s hands, no less. The rage at leaving Remus–at leaving Harry–was unbearable. He fought it as he fell, clawing up towards the rippling veil above him, and he would’ve gone on like that, flailing and fighting and mourning and breaking, if he didn’t get distracted by the sight of himself.

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    Sirius Black falls through the Veil, finds something he didn't expect, and saves the world with his dick.

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    27 Sep 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    "Every other Saturday for the past seven or so months has gone the exact same way. It’s a part of Remus’s routine. His alarm goes off at quarter to seven which gives him fifteen minutes to stare at the ceiling and then five minutes to trudge to the bathroom and stand under the spray of the shower and brush his teeth before the four minute cycle of washing his body and hair and body again before staring himself in the mirror as he pulls back the shower curtain. That leaves with around forty minutes to eat some dry toast and think about coming up with an excuse for not visiting his aging mother the bare minimum of twice monthly. Except she’s not what one would traditionally consider aging, sixty-four is a far cry away from having one foot in the grave. But her mind is going quicker than Remus can process, like watching the fucking sand of the hourglass of her life slip between his fingers. And what kind of a horrible, useless son would he be if he didn’t at least make an effort to pocket some of it as memories and keep her company while he can. "

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    28 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    They say there is no such thing as a gay wizard. Especially amongst the Aurors. And the purebloods are the ones to say it loudest.

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    28 Sep 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Remus is straight, untagged Remus/Tonks. Otherwise excellent.

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    Sirius figured after being killed in front of his godson and having to listen to his cries of agony that that would just be a sad end to his sad life and he can finally rest in peace and beg for James' forgiveness when he sees him again.

    Waking up in his old bedroom right before he started his fifth year wasn't how he imagined the afterlife.

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    It was 1996. Sirius Black was an escaped criminal who was trapped until the end of his days, hating his life, hating what he has become, and never having the opportunity to be there for his godson.

    He wakes up in 1975, panicking, confused, and somehow managing to time travel 20 years into the past.

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    27 Sep 2022

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    tildeathdoustogether
    ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

    thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
    Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

    tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
    you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

     

    [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

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