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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Crowley didn't exactly intend to kidnap the Antichrist. It just sort of happened. And now they're stuck with him. Over the next eleven years, Aziraphale frets a lot, Crowley tries to play it cool, and Adam grows up incapable of being surprised by anything at all.

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    10 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    The Arrangement was still so new, and he’d gone and taken this fresh, delicate understanding and offered it wine and a new Donne poem, two things guaranteed to inspire deep and ill-advised horniness in most humans. Also, apparently, in at least two eternal beings.

    Or, John Donne has a poem for everything and they're all annoyingly applicable to Aziraphale's life.

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    10 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    When his angel stretches out a hand, cupid’s bow mouth curved into a familiar smile, Crowley knows better.

    When he’s led to his own bedroom, pushed down amidst the silk sheets and hastily miracled pillows and a sinful duvet, when Aziraphale leans over him and the whole world seems to hang right there in his eyes, Crowley knows that this is not his to keep.

    It’s not for him to have this.

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    10 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    "All you need to know," Crowley tells Adam, "is that it's Aziraphale's fault."

    "That is actually even more than I need to know," Adam assures them, his expression pained.

    In 6,000-odd years, Aziraphale only got discorporated once, and Crowley managed to avoid it altogether. So people should really stop judging them for cramming a bunch of discorporations in over a decade or so. Statistically, they're doing great.

    Or: Five times Crowley and Aziraphale got stupidly discorporated and the former Antichrist had to put them back together again. Plus one time they got to fuck.

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    08 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “So we’re supposed to. Uh,” Crowley begins, and then stops. 

    Aziraphale doesn’t blame him. The first time he’d read the prophecy it’d seemed vague and unhelpful, but then they’d worked out that the “fire” referenced was probably Hellfire, that Heaven and Hell were coming for them, and that the only way out was to. Well.

    “Seems that way,” Aziraphale says, with far more evenness than he feels. His face is the colour of just having been told by a 17th century witch to mix essences with the demon one adores. That is to say, it’s very, very red.

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    06 Nov 2019