IfItHollers



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  3. Summary

    Urban fantasy mid-20s Losers, influenced by Monsterhearts, Urban Shadows, and Monster of the Week tabletop roleplaying games.

    Largely framed around the question of Eddie's decision to become a vampire and his transformation. Featuring vampire!Beverly, human!Ben, eventual vampire!Eddie, and others to be revealed as the series progresses. Basically an excuse to write some paranormal romance & smut.

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  5. Summary

    1. Things That Happen After Eddie Lives (Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier) (complete)

    2. Things That Happen After Beverly Leaves (Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh) (complete)

    3. Bill Denbrough Writes an Ending (Bill Denbrough/Audra Phillips) [working title] (Summary: Bill Denbrough puts away childish things and enters the kingdom where nobody dies.)

    Bonus: Richie Tozier's Coming Out Standup Comedy Routine (Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier) [working title]

    Bonus: Richie Tozier: Real American (Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier) (complete)

    Bonus: Mike Hanlon, Travel Writer?

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    The statements given to the Magnus Institute by seven Americans regarding their encounters with and memories of the creature known as Pennywise the Clown. Discovered in 2016, shortly after Jane Prentiss' attack. How much do the losers remember, and how much can the Archivist piece together?

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    08 Dec 2020

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    19 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say because he thinks he knows best, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation, and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger. Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard, and it's left him worried about if Geralt doesn't care about him either. Despite being drunk and having his own problems, he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him.

    Ch22: Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot. Geralt was completely right.

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    21 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    There are hand stitches she doesn't recall the name of but knows when to use them. Some things are just instinct. But she likes making things. She likes being able to hold something in her hands that didn’t exist until she summoned it forth, inch by inch. It’s a kind of recovery.

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    19 Apr 2020

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    Harry trudged to Agincourt, ankle-deep in mud.

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    10 Nov 2019