IamJohnLocked4life

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    Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.

    Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.

    For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone

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    10 Oct 2020

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    Perhaps because the almighty had a peculiar sense of humour, angels and demons could come into heat. Some would get an irresistible urge to nest. Aziraphale was prone to this. He’d start buying soft furnishings like they were going out of fashion (and the ones he bought usually already had gone out of fashion, it was like an explosion in chintz in the upstairs bedroom from the last time he’d had the urge to line his nest.)

    The angel would become addicted to going on shopping trips to Laura Ashley, John Lewis, or lately, Ikea. The bookshop would become a riot of throw cushions and fluffy blankets. Crowley had seen him do it now and again, fortunately never at a time when Crowley, too, was being influenced by his avian aspect.

    Like now.

    Because when he brought his wings forward for preening, he saw that this wasn’t a normal moult. His new feathers were rather more colourful.

    Oh fuck, not now...
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    In 6,000 years angel and demon had never had never co-incided during their cycles, but they're about to find out what happens when they do. More comedy smut.

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    08 Mar 2020

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    Avian heat, mating rituals, fun funny & hot! 🔥

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    22 Feb 2020

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    Simply incredible. Therapy for us all ❤️

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    This is a transcript of an unaired episode of Queer Eye season four.

    The tapes are lost. The crew have no recollection of working on this episode. This is the only record of the events of that missing week.

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    22 Feb 2020

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    SO CUTE & FUNNY!!! Perfect characterizations and very touching & sweet. A great pick-me-up!

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    Multivoice radio-play style podfic of "if you die in hamlet you die in real life" by LieutenantSaavik

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    hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies

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    07 Jan 2020

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    Hilarious! Always good for a laugh