I_Probably_Ship_It_Too



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    Daughter's looking for a summer job, Dad's looking for some new pants for work. It's a match made in heaven.

    This work was inspired only in part by the Lego Movie.

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    There are rumors that the local 23-year old small-time drug dealer is a sexual predator, but not everyone has heard them. A group of middle schoolers (12-13 years old) is in the very beginning stages of messing around with drugs and alcohol. When one of them has a scary and confusing experience obtaining weed, things devolve from there.

    The tomboy—and only girl of the group—ends up in a difficult position after her friends assume she’s a slut. This is a story about what happens when entitlement and hormones mix.

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    Vito couldn’t help but swallow when he saw his son’s sleeping form. He hadn’t thought he would really go through with what he was doing, but the moment he finished developing his newest drug, he knew that he was a goner. Nothing could have stopped him.

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    At the local roofie bar, there are three pills on tap:
    -One makes you drowsy and helplessly sluggish, and you don't remember anything when you wake up,
    -One puts you completely to sleep, and you don't remember anything when you wake up, and
    -One makes you unable to move but completely aware, and you remember everything.

    Kyle goes to the bar to try them all. It's also where he meets the janitor.

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    Someone once asked me what the most exciting thing I’d ever done sexually, and I’m always brought back to my junior year of college when I came home to meet him mother’s boyfriend for the first time. That summer and the choices I made and the choices made for me… were by far, the most daring things I’ve ever done. It didn’t help that I had helped my mother’s own boyfriend cheat on her.

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