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    And all the kids cry out, “Please stop you're scaring me!”

    I can't help this awful energy.

    Goddamn right, you should be scared of me.

    I'm a Jinx. Everyone is scared of me. Everyone who cared about me is dead.

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    The house was awake, the shadows and monsters,

    The hallways, they echoed and groaned

    I sat alone, in bed till the morning

    I'm crying, "They're coming for me."

    But they didn't come for me. They came for Powder. They came for my precious sister instead. And it's my fault.

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    It's an interesting world out there. For the ninja, this means more found family adventures. Sometimes there's a little extra perspective here than usual.

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    Harley is a mess, but she's getting better. With the help of Jason and Roy, she learns to get back on her feet. Then, she starts seeing her old ally in a different light, finding her way slowly but surely.

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    Erik is a struggling single dad of three kids with a burning hatred for Sebastian Shaw, the man who wronged him years ago. He’s tried to move on with his life, but a run-in with Shaw’s rude, spoiled omega, Charles, drags up old anger.

    When Charles ends up in the hospital after an accident, Erik goes to confront him only to find that Charles has amnesia. In the confusion, Charles mistakenly assumes that Erik is his mate.

    Erik knows he should clear up the misunderstanding, but how can he pass up this perfect chance for a little revenge?

    (An Overboard AU)

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    04 May 2022

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    There's not much worse than being proven wrong, and the sentence 'It was a normal day' was asking for something unusual to happen. Fortunately, the sentence in question was not one you'd often see outside of being the start of bad fanfiction, so it was highly unlikely that a sensible man like Berwald Oxenstierna would ever say it, and since this story focuses on him, there is no point on starting with that dreaded sentence.
    "It was a normal day." Said Alfred F Jones, an american on a completely different continent to the unfortunate Berwald.

    "Well what did you expect?" Asked the american's twin, the much more sensible Matthew Williams. He received a glare in response, and there the two sat for the rest of the day while nothing happened.

    At the exact moment Alfred said the cursed words, on a completely different continent, a Danish man with enough hair gel in his hair to keep an Italian from running away climbed into Berwald's car and ordered him to drive.

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    10 Nov 2021

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    03 Oct 2021

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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    10 Jun 2021

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    Altea is a world of dragons, magic, and, until recently, war.

    It's also entirely fictional.

    When Lance put on his VR headset, he fully expected everything he experienced from that point on to be false.

    But his feelings for the kill-stealing jerk in red armor couldn't be more real.

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    03 May 2021