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    “I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”

    Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.

    “What?! What was that sound?!”

    “You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.

    “Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”

    “Mike,” she argued.

    “Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.

    “Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.

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    10 Oct 2019

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    When Stiles goes away to college, he finds a new group of supernatural friends (because of course he does) much to the chagrin of his dad and Derek. It turns out he's pretty good at leading a group of werewolves--and a witch!--through the trials and tribulations of freshmen year.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    “What happened? Where are you? What’s that sound?”

    Derek jumped, having momentarily forgotten Scott was on the phone with him because Stiles had started moving. He’d stalked over to the other side of the cave, still eying Derek warily and growling, then settled protectively over a mass of clothes, leaves and animal innards. It was probably where he was sleeping.

    Lovely. No wonder he smelled like death.

    “Stiles,” Derek said, answering Scott’s question. Or, one of them, at least.

    “Stiles? What do you—Stiles is making that noise?”

    “Yes.”

    “Why?”

    “How fast do you think you can make it to the south lot of the Preserve?”

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Stiles walks into the bathroom and Derek sighs loudly. The tiles, which are pink and clash horribly with the brown spotted floor, are mostly cracked or missing. Stiles obviously tried to fix it with more peel and stick tiles, which are also falling off.

    "As you can see...Yeah, you can see it," Stiles says with a self-deprecating laugh. "It's bad, I know. Pinterest made it seem a lot easier."

    Pinterest, the bane of Peter and Derek's existences. They could do an entire season on Pinterest fails alone.

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    Single dad Stiles goes on HGTV's hit show Hale of a Design, a show where Peter and Derek help homeowners with their do-it-yourself disasters.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Stiles disturbs an abandoned temple and catches the attention of a goddess of time and fate. When he starts time-traveling involuntarily through the past, he's not sure if she means it as a curse or a lesson--but no matter when he travels to, he always seems to end up at Derek's side.

    Written for the 2018 Sterek Reverse Bang.

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    29 Sep 2019