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  1. Rec *

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    “Look,” Finn says, always the mediator. “You hate Poe, Poe hates you, Hux hates me, and to tell the truth, I’m not a huge fan of him either—it makes perfect sense for us to switch dorms!”

    Kylo meets Hux for the first time when he switches dorms with Finn and all hell breaks loose.

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    22 Oct 2017

  2. Rec *

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    Hux feels he might as well be opening his chest cavity, cracking the ribs one at a time, exposing his raw insides. “When I see you it's like ten years haven't passed at all.”

    For once in his life, smart mouthed Kylo has nothing to say.

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    21 Oct 2017

  3. Rec *

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    "Hux wasn’t completely human.

    Frankly, he had no idea what he was, because there were no records in any archive for what was happening to him. And he would be lying if he said it wasn’t bothering him - it would be a shame if it turned out he was insane."

    In which Hux can literally see how people connect with one another (and hates it), Kylo Ren is an enigma (like usual), and the two end up in a relationship (somehow).

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    17 Oct 2017

  4. Rec 39

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    A modern AU wherein Darcy has recently been elected to the House of Commons, Elizabeth is in the civil service, and unsusprisingly, there is conflict.
    Slight whiffs of both 'The Thick Of It' and 'Yes Minister'; and an eventual 'Darcy exiting the lake in a wet white shirt' scene, because let's be honest, that's all anyone is in this for.

    Additional story and relationship tags as the story progresses. Rating due to a base level of swearing which could only be described as 'Australian'. Also because there might be some lemons later on.

    NO LONGER ON HIATUS, BABES!

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    08 Oct 2017

  5. Rec 9

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    A re-imagining of P&P – a simple AU wherein Bingley does not leave for London after the Netherfield ball. Instead, his presence and his attention to Jane continue – as well as Mr. Darcy’s and Elizabeth’s meetings. How, then would the rest of the story been different if Jane and Bingley had never been separated, and their courtship never delayed?
    Set directly after the Netherfield ball.

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    07 Oct 2017