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    One month after @hawks_unofficial's initial viral post, the blog titled "Quirk Analysis Blog for the Future", otherwise known as "Q. A. B.", has gone from an average of 10 views per post to an average of 20,000 views per post.

    Midoriya Izuku does not know how to view the impressions analysis for his suddenly popular blog, and only notices that sometimes, people actually comment on his posts now. He does not google himself or his moniker and thus does not see the rise in online articles and speculation.

    He is unaware that the "kyuu-ei-bee" he begins to hear about in passing refers to his own blog. He does not have a Twitter account.

    At the time, Midoriya Izuku is 15 years old.

    Izuku (accidentally) starts a cult.
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    01 Sep 2021

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    Who in their right mind would give a crispy, possibly a villain, teenager a baby?

    Midoriya Inko, that’s who. To be fair, she was desperate. He husband was the number one villain All for One. She couldn’t let him influence her baby boy, even if he loved them.

    Curse Dabi for a fool! He was in no way capable of taking care of a baby! But what was he doing? Taking care of a baby like the dumb ass he is.

    Why is this adorable little child calling Shouta pappy? And how much does he need to cuss Dabi out because of it? And how can he keep his husband from finding out and officially adopting the boy as a grandchild?

    And how badass will Izuku and Hitoshi grow up to be with Dabi raising them and two heroes as their grandparents?

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    30 Aug 2021

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    It’s not going to be particularly easy to escort a vulnerable and exhausted man out of the prison, but Techno is nothing if not stubborn. Even if he has to carry the man for miles to get back to Techno’s home, he’d do it without a second thought. He’ll do anything to save Harpocrates.

    Or: Techno breaks Dream out of prison, and they both struggle with the aftermath.

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    23 Jun 2021

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    Dream and Sapnap get high in the back of Dream's Nissan Rogue in a Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot during a Florida thunderstorm.

     

    “Wanna, like, make out?”

     

    Dream laughed in his face, head falling back against the window with a thunk. Sapnap snickered, leaning back on Dream’s lap to grab the bong again while the other man caught his breath. He waited for Sapnap to put it back down before going, “Actually? Kinda yeah,” and pulling Sapnap back in for another shotgun that they sealed with a firm kiss.

     

    That was it for a moment, both of them jerking back to laugh again. “Alright, alright. Not all talk, I suppose,” Sapnap amended. “But like, I’m serious if you’re serious.”

     

    Dream arched an eyebrow, still smiling. Breathlessly, he asked, “Yeah? This doesn’t, like, freak you out or anything?”

     

    “Nah,” Sap shrugged. “Vibes only, man. We’re smoking in the rain and listening to Chanel by Frank Ocean in the back of your Nissan. What happens in the Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot stays in the Chuck-E-Cheese parking lot. Not sponsored.”

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    21 May 2021

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    Diego has always been suspicious of his father, always thought he was up to something devious. But keeping some kid locked away in an abandoned building like an experiment? He's clearly reached a new low.

     

    or...Diego has been investigating his father's company for the past fourteen years. He finally catches his big break.

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    12 May 2021

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