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    Including Kylo, who was across the street in Versace, getting his suit tailor-made. Rey swore that if she peeked in the windows just right, she could see him being finicky with the fit of it like he always was.

     

    World star directors, ones that premiere only their second big movie at Cannes, had to be finicky.

     

    It's not lost on Rey how much of a big deal this is for them, the royal them sending light echoes through her brain that made the butterflies pick up their wing speed.

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    20 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “I could teach you,” Rey says, very matter-of-fact. “What it’s all about, I mean. What to do.”

    Ben stares at her blankly for a long moment, her meaning clearly not registering.

    When he finally does get what she’s saying, his reaction is immediate and explosive.

    “What?” he sputters, eyes wide.

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    (In which Ben Solo is an awkward virgin, Rey is a friend who offers to teach him about sex, and nothing goes according to plan.)

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    19 Jun 2018

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    Kylo Ren has a problem. He's 30 years old with a body and dick to die for (shame about the face and ears), armed with a keen understanding of women garnered from Cosmo, GQ, and any advice column he can get his hands on. In his fantasies he's the greatest lover of women since...ever. Too bad he's an awkward virgin.

    Rey has a problem too. Condemned to spend her last summer before college with her grandparents in boring suburbia, she's looking for something (or someone) to do. Her grandparents' next door neighbor Kylo Ren might just be it. He won't know what hit him...

    (An RP fic between the authors.)

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    19 Jun 2018

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternative Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    19 Jun 2018

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    Salience: the quality of being particularly noticeable or important; prominence.

    Rey Niima has always flown under the radar.

    “What sort of demon possessed you to pose nude for some broke-ass artist?”

    Until now, that is.

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    19 Jun 2018

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