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  1. Summary

    Way back when, I said, "With brighter lighting and a more upbeat soundtrack, Agents of SHIELD is a sitcom about a divorced couple who have to move back in with their grown children and various significant others." These are the stories leading up to that story.

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  2. Summary

    In defiance of their respective teams’ bylaws, hockey bro Bitty befriends lax bro Stiles. These are their Samwell adventures.

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  3. Summary

    When Uncle Nick invites Sam to "take over the family business," Sam thinks he means his toy manufacturing firm. Turns out Sam's missed a memo or two about the family--and their business.

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  4. Summary

    The merry (and not-so-merry) adventures of the Hale-McCall band and their flock of children.

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    124
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  1. Rec 21

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    It's five years after the war and everyone's talking about the hottest new publishing sensation out of Cardassia, The Rose of Terok Nor.

    In which roses don't shine, spelling over instant messenger is still fraught, limited edition art books are acquired, and it's all true, especially the lies.

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    12,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    12 Aug 2019

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    “You left me,” he said. “You both left me, for him. And I can’t even blame you, because I’d have left me for him too.”

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    1/1
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    752
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    161
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    06 Aug 2019

  3. Rec 79

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    “It is your professional duty to ogle the booty,” Shitty says solemnly. “Honestly, brah, you have not lived until you’ve seen Jack Zimmermann’s jeans try to contain his ass when he bends over to pick something up. And this is a construction zone, Bits. He has to pick stuff up all the time.”

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    Jack and Kent are the ridiculously handsome house-renovating married retired hockey players that’ve been making HGTV an absolutely stupid amount of money with their new show.

    And Eric Bittle just got hired to be their show’s caterer.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    76
    Kudos:
    499
    Bookmarks:
    79
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    29 Jul 2019

  4. Rec 11

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    Lardo has dreamed of being an artist since she was in kindergarten.

    It isn't until after college that she starts to understand what that means.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,262
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    202

    22 Jul 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lardoooooooo!!!

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    An overheard conversation changes everything. Histories, mysteries, romance, and a dive or two into the soup.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    482
    Bookmarks:
    140
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    4311

    21 Jul 2019

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