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    In defiance of their respective teams’ bylaws, hockey bro Bitty befriends lax bro Stiles. These are their Samwell adventures.

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    When Uncle Nick invites Sam to "take over the family business," Sam thinks he means his toy manufacturing firm. Turns out Sam's missed a memo or two about the family--and their business.

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    The merry (and not-so-merry) adventures of the Hale-McCall band and their flock of children.

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    He feels the physical embodiment of devastated, his already too strung-out mind struggling to wall up all the hurt, the rejection—he takes a deep shuddering breath and looks down at the shredded skin on his arms, at the sluggish way they’re weakly healing.

    There is nothing, nothing he wants more than to have Derek sweep in and make everything all better. He should have known, though, that something like that would never happen to him.

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    Stiles accidentally gets bitten, and everything goes to hell.

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    10 Oct 2017

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    Basically, this is my take on sterek as soulmate's. In this universe, soulmates can see anything the other writes, draws, or gets on their body. This includes tattoos, birthmarks, and bruises etc. This series will focus on all the times Stiles discovers things on his body that were created by his soulmate.

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    06 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    There had been a point (ha) when Bitty had hated pointe.

    He’d sulked and grumbled when Miss Reyne had made him do pointe conditioning because of his “weak ankles.” He’d complained that pointe was for girls, and contrary to popular belief, general rumor, and the dickhead jocks who kept putting tampons in his duffle bag, Bitty was not a girl. He’d tried to throw his pointe shoes away twice before his mama had torn him a new one, because if he wanted to do ballet and this was the only way Miss Reyne would let him continue, how dare he throw away something so expensive.

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    ballet dancer bitty has been cast as the sylph - a teasing and playful fairy-like spirit - in a new all-male production of ‘la sylphide.’ his pas de deux partner? why, it’s jack zimmermann, of course.

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    04 Sep 2017

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    Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.

    He’s not, of course.

    Enter the Ice Crew.

    AKA: The Ice Crew AU

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    03 Sep 2017

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    In 2009, Jack Zimmermann doesn't just walk away from his future, he packs a bag and runs.

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    31 Aug 2017