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    Way back when, I said, "With brighter lighting and a more upbeat soundtrack, Agents of SHIELD is a sitcom about a divorced couple who have to move back in with their grown children and various significant others." These are the stories leading up to that story.

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    In defiance of their respective teams’ bylaws, hockey bro Bitty befriends lax bro Stiles. These are their Samwell adventures.

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    When Uncle Nick invites Sam to "take over the family business," Sam thinks he means his toy manufacturing firm. Turns out Sam's missed a memo or two about the family--and their business.

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    The merry (and not-so-merry) adventures of the Hale-McCall band and their flock of children.

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    This may make Melissa a terrible mother, but things were so much easier when Scott and Stiles were unpopular and spent their weekends on either her or John’s couch, playing Mario Kart and talking about all of the stuff they were never going to be cool enough to do. Scott and Stiles’ weekends now mostly involve blood and Derek Hale.

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    12 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one with the letters

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    I don’t know what to do with you.

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    Stiles has a pet fish. Who knew.

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    10 Dec 2019

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    They’re both so pale under the layers of ash and soot, that’s the first thing John notices, that, and the smell that clings to their hair, their skin, their clothes.

    Years later, when he knows Derek better, when he knows the truth, he’ll recall this moment and it’ll make his heart break a little. He’ll remember how the scent was so acrid, so intense, and he’ll wonder: If it was like that for him— a human— then how much worse for them? What else could they smell as they sat on hard plastic chairs beneath the stark strip light in a paint-peeled hallway at the Sheriff’s station?

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    5 times the Sheriff called Derek 'son', and 1 time Derek called the Sheriff 'dad'.

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    02 Dec 2019

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    When Bitty dreams, he dreams of water, of drowning, of going under for the second, third, fourth time. He dreams in vibrant colour. He dreams of fists and feet and bruises that bloom the colour of summer ripe berries on pale pale skin.

    Jack dreams in black and white. He dreams of snow, white landscapes of his youth. He dreams of vials and silver needles, silver skate blades. He dreams of water, too, but it’s frozen and unforgiving. When Jack dreams, he dreams of ice, above and below him.

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    “If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water,” Bitty says this odd thing in his soft, rounded drawl and Jack can’t help but smile. He always smiles when he’s around Bitty.

    “Yeah?” he says. “You believe that?”

    Bitty looks at him, eyes wide and clear and dark like the depths of an ocean Jack will never see, not in this lifetime. Jack’s water is slate grey, murky, Lakes Superior and Ontario, cold and unforgiving. Nothing like the warmth and kindness of Bitty at all.

    “Yeah,” Bitty says, voice gone rough like sand. “It’s what ties us together, you and me. It brought us together, here, and that’s the best kind of magic there is, sweetheart.”

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    28 Nov 2019

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    Being a magical fairy-gift whose whole existence is a demonstration of the supernatural amazingness of your fathers' love story ought to be a good thing.

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    24 Nov 2019