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    In defiance of their respective teams’ bylaws, hockey bro Bitty befriends lax bro Stiles. These are their Samwell adventures.

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    When Uncle Nick invites Sam to "take over the family business," Sam thinks he means his toy manufacturing firm. Turns out Sam's missed a memo or two about the family--and their business.

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    The merry (and not-so-merry) adventures of the Hale-McCall band and their flock of children.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    A winter storm means SMH's flight home from Washington D.C. is cancelled. Incredibly, Jack and Bitty somehow wind up being the only two who have to spend the night there. You won't believe how many beds are in their hotel room!

    Or, Jack drags Bittle to museums until he finally figures out why looking at Bittle makes his tummy feel funny.

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    14 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    An old crone declares that one of the knights of the round table is a sinner--he loves men. Since Simonus was not at dinner during the declaration, his world is suddenly overturned, because it means he's not the only one. He's soon drawn into a romance with the mysterious other knight via letters and exchange of poems. But nothing lasts forever.

    IE, the Camelot AU that no one asked for.

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    10 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Debryn held Lewis in silence until the climax of the ranted speech resulted in him mouthing a silent yet perfectly synchronized pantomime of Morse shouting, ‘We should’ve gone to Italy!’

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    10 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In which Jack doesn't find the courage to confess his love at graduation and Bitty only complicates things by becoming the first out player in the NHL.

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    In the end, it’s pretty anticlimactic. The Falcs are defending divisional champions and the Schooners are coming out of an extremely rough rebuild year with the third worst record in the league. Providence pulls out a 3-1 win in regulation, the only Seattle goal belonging to Eric; a gorgeous snipe in the third that had Jack reflexively cheering from the Falconers bench — something Jack knows immediately will be a highlight more vaulted than the goal itself.

    At the end of regulation, Jack hangs back to catch Bittle before he's ushered off the ice, pulling him into a tight hug that makes the remaining Schooners fans go wild. “Good game, Bits,” he knocks his helmet against Bittle’s and tries to ignore the immediate camera flashes. This was always the plan: two marketing departments eager to dominate the news cycle; It isn't hard to fake enthusiasm because right now Eric Bittle is a perfect amalgamation of Jack’s two favorite things in the whole world: hockey and handsome blondes.

    “Great game, Jack,” Bitty laughs.

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    07 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHALES

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Scot lands what Eric is about eighty percent sure is called a waltz jump and calls from fifteen feet away, “Eric? Do you think I’m transgender?”

    “Uh,” says Eric, and, for lack of a better idea, faceplants onto the ice.

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    03 Aug 2018