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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    A series of oneshots about Alex and Henry, with glimses of how they'd meet and fall for one another in every universe.

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    21 Oct 2021

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    They say the wizard Pitch traverses the land in his moving castle, looking for hearts to steal and devour. Simon's too busy to worry about such things - he's got a farm to run, cheese to sell, and countless wonky goat faces to stitch onto bags. It'd be a bloody nightmare if something were to come along and disrupt his regimented life of cheese, eat, goat, sleep, repeat...say, for example, a wraith who behaves a lot like a scorned vampire, a plucky apprentice, a fire demon, a heedless war, or an unshakeable curse. Yes, it'd be just dreadful if that were to happen. (But if it didn't, there would be no plot, so. Sorry, Simon.)

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    05 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Simon’s a student at Watford University. His main goal is to pass his classes, make it through school fairly unscathed, and to find a job after he graduates.

    However, his world changes when he crashes into Baz, who he hates at first, but soon finds himself inexplicably drawn to him.

    Unfortunately for him, the world moves in mysterious ways, and while Simon is falling (quickly), a strange man with a moustache has other plans.

    With constant run-ins with Baz, a random man appearing everywhere, and strange dreams of past lives with Baz—Simon begins to wonder how coincidental all of this is.

    But they have to be.

    Because past lives are fake, magic isn’t real, and this strange man popping up everywhere can’t be for a reason.

    (Right?)

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    04 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Expansion on the Bakery AU that you didn't ask for, but definitely got, in Holding Out For A Hero. There are scones, and bread, and muffins, and croissants, and pies, and... well, you get the idea. It's basically a love letter to baking, and bakeries, and it's cozy and warm and self-indulgent. (There's also flirting, don't worry.)

    Presenting a series of ficlets taking place during Simon's time at the bakery -- before, during, and after the events of Holding Out For a Hero. Technically a companion piece, but you don't have to read that to enjoy this one!

    1: Cherries & Kafka (pre-HFH, How Simon got the scones recipe)
    2: Another One Bites the Crust (pre-HFH, Simon vs. a press interview)
    3: Quiche (post-HFH, Baz eats quiche)
    4: Handcuffs scene (during HFH, missing scene)

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    30 Sep 2021

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    Scone recipe!!! Quiche recipe!!!

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Simon Snow is just like everyone else. He has a job managing a bakery and dirty mugs piling up in his room. Except for just one thing: he moonlights as a superhero, The Golden Blade, official protector of Watford City. And a new nemesis has arisen, wreaking havoc and mayhem upon the citizens: the sinister, mysterious Vampire. Simon has to find out what Vampire is up to, all while keeping his identity a secret from everyone - including his prickly flatmate, Baz.

    Superhero AU (non-magical) filled with action, pining, baking, oblivious boys, and, of course, plotting. (There's always plotting.)

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    30 Sep 2021