Hornyandbroke



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  1. Summary

    just some DSMP oneshots

    mostly Tubbo-centric or enderbees

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    Tubbo knows Tommy likes joking about them being brothers. Tubbo knows Tommy, period, knows it took him six months to start calling Wilbur his brother after he got adopted and even longer for Techno (at least, that’s what Tubbo’s been told) and that he’s very territorial about his family. And Tubbo knows he himself… doesn’t make the cut.

    And that’s fine. Totally fine. It makes sense.

    What Tommy doesn’t know is that Tubbo’s sick and twisted and has a nasty habit of getting too attached. In his most shameful moments, he dreams about them being brothers; about him and Wilbur, him and Techno, him and Phil.

    Tubbo’s selfish, is what it is. He has perfectly good parents and yet his brain is insistent on him shoving himself somewhere he just doesn’t belong.

    (Tubbo struggles to find his place.)

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    30 Jun 2021

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    On a snowy day, Tubbo knocks on Technoblade's door with a proposition that makes Techno reconsider slamming the door right into the face of the government itself.
    Alternatively; Anything for Michael.

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    15 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Flaws are a part of marriage, whether or not you admit you have them

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    02 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    It doesn’t hit him. It just doesn’t. he thought Tommy died before, planned the funeral, wrote invites, gathered the materials for a monument, wrote a eulogy while crying so hard he had trouble making out his own words, only for Tommy to reappear safe and sound. He grieved before. Shed tears. For nothing.

    So, it doesn’t hit him. Because Tommy always comes back. He did the last time Tubbo planned a funeral.

    Tubbo learns of the death of his best friend but denial is a powerful thing.

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    05 Mar 2021

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    A college librarian's work was never done.

    No matter how many books you stock, there will always be more; no matter how many people you check out, there will always be one last person at the door. It wasn't a physically taxing job, but it sure was a mental challenge. Days were spent trying to balance stocking, students who didn't know where their book was, and making sure nobody burned their hand on the coffee machine in the back again, all while being one of two workers on a Sunday.

    Working at a college library while also being a college student for that same school was hell, but Darryl loved it.

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    19 Jul 2020