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    “I’m not a nerd. I’m just - well educated,” says Adam. “I have a master’s degree in electrical engineering. I went to Harvard. I’m a very accomplished, perfectly normal, non-nerd, non-gamer person.”

    “You play Minecraft for a living,” says Blue.

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    The Minecraft YouTuber AU.

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    10 Jun 2021

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    “Uh, Mr. Parrish? You’d like to read for Lady Macbeth?”
    Adam felt his eye twitch, even while he nodded. It was true that even at an all boy’s school where boys would have had to read the female parts, Adam probably wouldn’t have normally volunteered to read Lady Macbeth.
    But Ronan had called him a nerd. So he was prepared to be the biggest nerd Ronan had seen.
    “I know what I’m about, ma’am.”

     

    Or Ronan and Adam volunteer to read for Macbeth and Lady Macbeth in class. Shenanigans ensue.

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    24 Apr 2021

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    The oranges ripened and grew heavy; the branches dipped under their weight. They picked some for breakfast every morning: Harry twisting the fruit off with a snap, Draco carefully tugging each one off.

    Harry peeled an orange and handed a wedge to Draco.

    Their fingers grazed, and Draco took it. The tender flesh; if he pressed just a little harder with his fingers, it would burst into a juicy mess.

    Harry is up to something. Why else would he keep giving Draco presents?

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    22 Mar 2021

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    Harry is the Muggle world's first snake-only veterinarian. Life is good, and calm, for once. Until Draco Malfoy shows up with a snake. And then another. And then he won't stop coming in.

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    07 Oct 2020

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    Several years after the war, an ostracized Draco Malfoy covers himself in tattoos, becomes best friends with a muggle, and debates abandoning magical society entirely to work in a tattoo shop. All in all, he's having a hell of a time trying to figure out who he is and what he wants to do with his life. The last thing he needs is to run into Harry Potter, who seems intent on becoming his friend, even if he has to get a lot of ink to do it.

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    07 Oct 2020