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  1. Rec 56

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    This was how he ended, wasn't it? Not in a blaze of glory, but cut down without a thought and left to die. He supposed it was fitting - he had done the same to thousands before him. The afterlife would never be kind to him, so he supposed it was simply getting a headstart on things even while he still breathed.

     

    Technoblade was so, so tired. Phil was calling out again across the battlefield, something fearful and angry, and a pitiful, self-soothing purr sputtered to life in Technoblade's chest. He wanted to pull Phil into his arms and assure him that he was okay, and yet here he was, letting blood bloom into his shirt like roses as he allowed himself to be taken away so easily. What a pathetic excuse for a warrior he was. His eyes slipped shut against his own will, heart thudding in time with the agony coursing through his body.


    Technoblade almost dies, and learns why Phil has earned the moniker of Angel of Death.

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    18 Nov 2021

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    Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John's bed.

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    06 Nov 2021

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    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    19 Aug 2021

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    The statues were still there. Phil would know, he visited them practically every day. Just outside the village temple in the center of town. Towering over the bustling townspeople, looking over them, protecting them. Gods said to have been long dead for centuries, living on in the tales woven of their adventures and battles. Carved with precision and a carefully trained hand.

    And they had gotten his nose wrong.
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    In where Angel of Death Phil and Blood God Vassal Technoblade just kinda want to settle down a bit and raise a child. And... oh god there's two now

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    03 Aug 2021

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    Rhys loves wearing panties and Jack finds out. That was not the reaction he expected.

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    23 Jul 2021