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    "Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?

    Oh.

    “Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "

    Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.

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    09 Dec 2018

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    You wanna help me build a tent?
    You just have to let me look at you for a while ;)
    Tim felt his face heat up, coughed to cover up his chuckle. That dork.
    He rolled his eyes and glanced up to make sure tell teacher had his back turned, typed out a quick-
    You dork
    He glanced up at the board.
    If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one

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    08 Dec 2018

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    A meta-human with Cupid-like powers whammies Barry to fall in love with the first person he sees. Just his luck it happened to be Captain Cold.

    (“He hasn’t let go of me for almost an hour,” says Len, focusing his steel on Cisco, who shrinks considerably.

    “’Cause I love you,” says Barry beside him, his teeth gleaming as he grins. He tries to kiss Len again—god, the seventh time?)

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    05 Dec 2018

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    In which Barry discovers Len has a thing for pet names.

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    04 Dec 2018

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    A new meta with fairy tale-like abilities hits Barry with a Sleeping Beauty curse. Team Flash would have a easier time waking him up if they only knew who Barry was secretly in love with.

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    04 Dec 2018