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    Lydia Martin was expecting to get into M.I.T. without a problem; to get a full-scholarship without a hitch.

    She was not expecting to be accepted by the Not-So-Secret-Anymore-Agency, S.H.I.E.L.D.

    And Agent Skye was definitely NOT a distraction to her studies.

    Yeah, right.

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  1. Rec 34

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    Vanessa had learned very quickly that death had it’s perks.

     

    Granted, it was lonely, she missed Wade desperately, and Heaven TV was seriously lacking in good porn, but an omniscient point of view, a front row seat to everything happening back home? That was pretty fucking great.

     

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    In which Vanessa has a front row seat to the Nate & Wade show, the author makes a Bechdel test joke then fails it, and Ikea furniture is enough to test any relationship.

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    15 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    Foggy loves Captain America. He has since he was a kid.

    Matt kind of hates it.

    A lot.

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    13 Jun 2018

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    After Spider-Man's final showdown with the Vulture leaves him the worse for wear, he's found by none other than Steve Rogers.

    Or, five times Tony Stark deeply resented Steve Rogers' new involvement in Peter Parker's life, and one time he did not.

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    29 May 2018

  4. Rec 15

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    Illustration for the last chapter of There Are No Gays In Football, the epic and wonderful story of Wart and Em, a couple of fabulous, footie-loving bastards, by malu_3.

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    12 May 2018

  5. Rec 52

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    At first he does not know them for what they are. Curls of bark and shredded leaves. Plaits of grass. Rough garlands of wildflowers. Sticks. Stones.

    Then, one day, it is a scrap of cloth. A washed-out red with a deeper stain at its heart, and he knows this cloth, knows even before he hears the dry whisper, "The tears of Emrys my lord. All the waters of Avalon will not wash them out."

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    12 May 2018

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