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    Lydia Martin was expecting to get into M.I.T. without a problem; to get a full-scholarship without a hitch.

    She was not expecting to be accepted by the Not-So-Secret-Anymore-Agency, S.H.I.E.L.D.

    And Agent Skye was definitely NOT a distraction to her studies.

    Yeah, right.

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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Three Christmases where Hannibal Lecter is behind bars, and one where he isn't: A story about Alana Verger-Bloom being 100% done with everything, forever.

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    12 Sep 2018

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    There’s a solid wooden fence surrounding the backyard; a moderately-sized, flat piece of square land. Instead of grass, a flagstone path winds in between wild, tangled gardens, knock-out roses, towering crape myrtles, foxglove, bluebeard, hydrangea, overgrown ornamental grasses—weeds and wildflowers fill in all the spaces in between, and Stiles doesn’t plan on doing a single thing about any of them. The yard is fantastic. It’s wonderful. He can’t wait to strip out of his skin and make a burrow.

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    Stiles is a werebunny & Derek is his grumpy werewolf neighbor

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    08 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    What the hell was that? What the actual fucking hell just happened?

    Stiles’ mind is all over the place. This guy, he’s…what the hell?

    “You just-” Stiles starts, stares at him wide eyed and absolutely perplexed, “you just kissed me!” he accuses.
    Surprisingly the anger boiling in his blood eases a little, taken over by the shock and confusion and indignation and Stiles wonders for a minute if that was the purpose of that.

    He only stares at Stiles with amused, raised eyebrows, “I did, how perceptive,” he comments. It makes the urge to hit him stay in place. Eighty Three takes a step away from the car, towards Stiles, “and I’d still be, if you hadn’t so rudely interrupted.”

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    03 Sep 2018

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    Hannibal smells her first. Nearly buried beneath the pungency of the cheap colognes mounted on a nearby display case is something totally incongruous: the sticky-sweet dough scent of the cinnamon pretzels sold down on the mall’s first level. He parts the suits with both hands, hangers squeaking on the bar, and looks down at the young girl squatting on the floor in the middle of the rack.

    Or, Will loses his daughter at the mall. Hannibal returns her to him.

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    30 Aug 2018

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    When Stiles gets thrown into the bank vault about twenty minutes after him, Derek isn’t even surprised.

    As it turns out, neither is Stiles.

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    24 Aug 2018