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    Lydia Martin was expecting to get into M.I.T. without a problem; to get a full-scholarship without a hitch.

    She was not expecting to be accepted by the Not-So-Secret-Anymore-Agency, S.H.I.E.L.D.

    And Agent Skye was definitely NOT a distraction to her studies.

    Yeah, right.

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    “You should take a date to your fundraiser."
    “Yes, perhaps you’re right. It would be improper to invite someone under false pretence, mind, and for my patient to understand, the evidence would need to be… compelling.”
    “Perhaps an ex-girlfriend,” Will says, unsure why the thought makes him feel flat and remote.
    “That would be incredibly inappropriate.”
    “A friend then. Someone you can explain the problem to. You could take-”
    “You,” Hannibal interjects.
    The words belly-flop into silence. Will’s mouth opens, and then closes, and then opens again.

     

    When Franklyn's advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will's help.

     

    Written for the Accidental Sex challenge- the prompt was #AccidentalSex14: “Playing a prank on our friends to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex.

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    14 Jul 2018

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    Another request for Steo. Yay!

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    11 Jul 2018

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    Will Graham dreamt he died at sea, and awoke to the warmth of the sun on his face. A bone-deep ache snapped up from the dark to tell him he was still alive. The irregular measure of another body’s labored breathing told him he wasn’t alone.

    This is the story of what came after the wrath, the fall, and everything that followed in its wake.

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    02 Jul 2018

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    After escaping his tutors one morning, a twelve-year-old Will Graham finds himself wandering the Uffizi Gallery in Florence. There, he meets a strange man with a curious fascination for Botticelli and a sketchbook filled with nothing but the Primavera rendered over and over in reverent strokes of graphite.

    (In which a young Will meets Il Mostro first.)

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    01 Jul 2018

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    Vanessa had learned very quickly that death had it’s perks.

     

    Granted, it was lonely, she missed Wade desperately, and Heaven TV was seriously lacking in good porn, but an omniscient point of view, a front row seat to everything happening back home? That was pretty fucking great.

     

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    In which Vanessa has a front row seat to the Nate & Wade show, the author makes a Bechdel test joke then fails it, and Ikea furniture is enough to test any relationship.

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    15 Jun 2018