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    HORROR FIC: mind the tags & warnings, please, my friends

    This is a fic written for the cryptozology zine Paranormalcy: A murderess trying to dispose of a body on consecrated ground faces the church grim or kirkegrim, the spectral guardian dog of the graveyard.

    CW: death, accidental child death, murder, dead bodies, blood

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    Investigative reporter Helen Harper takes a lot of risks, so her newspaper is constantly assigning her bodyguards. Helen makes sure they never last long. But when Gina Mallory takes the job, everything changes. Because Helen actually likes Gina. Like like-likes her. Which means it’s going to be harder than ever for Helen to conceal the fact that she doesn’t need a bodyguard because she has super powers.

    The wind was blowing Helen’s blond hair into her face. Helen pushed it out of her way with a scowl, and the wind, which had been blowing strongly, died off immediately, as if it were afraid to anger her. It was an odd effect, with an even odder effect on Gina: making her equally surprised, confused, and somehow aroused, as if part of her, for some absurd reason, thought that Helen Harper could actually control the wind.

    Updates Fridays

    Fic is rated E just for the chapter I tacked on at the end for those who might want smut. Otherwise, the fic is rated T.

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    For the prompt of the disaster movie formula - Crowley as a single parent with the skills needed to avert disaster and/or save his kids from whatever nature is throwing at them. With Aziraphale's vital assistance, they rescue the kids, save the world (or at least some of it) and fall in love. Author’s chosen disaster is tornadoes.

    A Good Omens Holiday Exchange gift fic for WanderingAlice

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    Crowley recruits Aziraphale for a mission to investigate a phantom island and the monstrous creature that supposedly lurks nearby. Written for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange for kaijuusandkryptids, who requested a melancholic, mysterious tale of the sea.

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    Oz Reid knows that his neighbor, Noah Norman, has had a crush on him since they were kids. But Noah has grown up to be a virtuoso violinist of international fame. Even though Oz has always been far more supportive of Noah’s gift than Noah’s own family, Oz firmly believes that Noah’s bright future can’t include himself, a man who works as a janitor and has hardly left his own state. But Oz’s best laid plans are no match for a winter storm, a sprig of mistletoe, and a violinist neighbor who wants nothing for Christmas except the man of his dreams.

    Fic by Dannye, illustrations by AuguryAnxiety

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    A post-abotchalypse talk between the Ineffable Wives turns to the subject of a certain coral necklace.

    The alcohol was helpful because the conversation they were having was altogether unlike anything that had come before. But yesterday the world had not ended, and for once, Aziraphale was allowing herself to voice a question.
    “What did you know?”
    Crowley smirked. “The Bastille, for one.”

    Written for the Ineffable Wives Zine 2 with art by Eglantine-C and fic by Dannye

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    Aziraphale gets into a little trouble with humans who worship a snake god, but luckily, their god has a soft spot for a certain angel. Aziraphale is very grateful, and after all, aren’t gods made to be worshipped? But with Heaven watching, they’ll have to make enthusiastic consent look like something else entirely.

    Written for the Kinks for Kindness: Danger and Debauchery zine with art by Oniria_Creation and fic by Dannye

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    A DIWS exchange gift fic for Shadow0kana, a human AU neighbors-to-lovers request with misdirected mail as a plot element.

    Aziraphale wanted to get to know his neighbor. This was quite a natural thing for neighbors, he thought. However, it must be said that Aziraphale’s desire was rather more— desirous than might be normal. Because Crowley was gorgeous. Tall, slinky, and seductive in his black clothing, with fiery hair that hung around his face if it wasn’t put up. When he worked in his garden, he often wore just a pair of black athletic trousers and a thin little shirt that clung to his sweaty torso.
    So, yes, Aziraphale’s desire was desirous. But Crowley was so very shy.

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    Written for the Greek Myths zine.

    Based on the Greek myth of Melampus: After showing kindness to a snake, a man is given the ability to understand the language of the birds.

    For a moment, the whole world seemed as still as the bay waters, as if it were listening for something, as if it knew that soon a part of the world— a man— would be able to listen far better than any other human ever had. And here is where it started, with a man who didn’t see boundaries as clearly as other men, who dug for the mother snake the kind of grave he would want for his own mother, deep in the earth and peaceful. A man who cared not so much about the danger of tiny fangs as for the pain of empty bellies. A man who gathered up the poor abandoned children of a viper and held them close against his chest, warmed by the sun and his exertion in digging the grave.

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    For the Blissful Imperfections zine, with art and demon design by HeavyDirtySil, and fic by Dannye. Crowley worries that an angel can't love a monstrous demon.

    “I’ve been lying to you,” Aziraphale said quietly. “For so long. I told you we weren't friends, that you were beneath me, that we were different.”
    “We are very obviously different—”
    Aziraphale gave him a saddened look. “No. You and I have always been more like each other than our own kind. That’s why we’re on our own side."

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    In the Regency period, a lord named Aziraphale sees a young woman begging for food. Having no money on him, he gives her a bracelet that his beloved grandmother left to him when she died. Unbeknownst to Aziraphale, his kind deed was observed by a lord named Crowley.

    Crowley took a deep breath and reached out to catch the ends of the bracelet and gently fasten them. He could feel the heat of Aziraphale’s skin against his fingers, the brush of the rapid pulse in his wrist.
    “Will you dance with me?” Crowley asked. “Please.” 

    Created for the Good AUmens zine, with art by Ecchima & fic by Dannye, with EXTRA CHAPTERS added to Ao3 to finish the story!

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    A vampire named Kurt seeks the help of Dr. Liam Beyer, an expert on battlefield history, to identify the battle in his earliest memories. Kurt’s ridiculously attractive (and a bit terrifying), but Liam is definitely not going to fall in love with him. And Kurt certainly wouldn’t get attached to an ordinary man like Liam. Even Kurt’s intense protectiveness of Liam doesn’t mean anything. They’re just best friends. Who share an occasional passionate kiss. You know, like friends.

     

    Professor Liam Beyer was born a decade after the deaths of the last soldiers to fight in the US Civil War. Thus, he was not expecting to meet a Union Army veteran in his 4 o’clock symposium on the Battle of Antietam.

    Liam noticed the man as soon as he walked in, and not just because it was odd for a member of the public to show up for a faculty lecture at the university. No, the man caught Liam’s attention because he was distractingly handsome. Literally, Liam was distracted enough to drop his pen onto the overhead projector, causing a giant shadow to loom over the map of Maryland on the screen behind him, as if a third army had materialized there in a dense offensive line.

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    The lake got into the grave; the greed got into the lake

    This fic was written for the The Spook Me Multi-Fandom Halloween Ficathon 2021 on Dreamwidth, where you pick a fandom and a monster type (mine were original fiction and aquatic monsters) and the mods send you two pieces of art to use as inspiration for a fic. I got two pictures of water monsters with some awesome teeth and here we are.

    This fic is not very scary and contains no gore.

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    Aziraphale is overjoyed to realize that angels can’t sense love.

    Written for the Ineffable Con 3 Zine

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    But the feeling would not go away, not while Aziraphale ate or washed his plate or nervously stepped over to the kitchen window to peer out. The backyard was still deserted. Nothing but trees behind trees.
    Whoever was watching him was inside the house.

     

    This is a spooky story with a happy ending. Happy Halloween, y'all!

    EDIT: now with art by the fabulous AuguryAnxiety!

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    They were at war, the humans and these Golden Ones. Why, no one knew. If you asked how long (because Miranda had asked it, of librarians and wise women and seers), you would simply be told forever. There were casualties at times, battles that raged suddenly and ended in a blood-soaked silence. To forestall this, the humans had tried destroying all the gates between their world and the land of the Golden Sky, searching out every liminal space and slicing it into shards with human weapons. But there had to have been at least one gate left, Miranda knew.
    How else could the Golden Ones have stolen her son and replaced him with one of their own?

    Includes 4 marvelous illustrations!

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    Aziraphale and Crowley investigate the ghostly legend from John Greenleaf Whittier's 1867 poem, The Palatine:

    Now low and dim, now clear and higher,
    Leaps up the terrible Ghost of Fire,
    Then, slowly sinking, the flames expire.

    And the wise Sound skippers, though skies be fine,
    Reef their sails when they see the sign
    Of the blazing wreck of the Palatine!

    Written for the Nice and Accurate Seas Zine with art by Fallinfromgrace and fic by Dannye

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    Shy, bookish gentleman Walter Amesbury is shocked that gorgeous, charming playboy Stephen Fletcher would want to be his friend. He’s even more shocked when Stephen offers to introduce him to kissing...and then more. Walter’s been in love since the night they met, but Stephen is just being a good friend. Right?

    This is my second annual posting of an original fic on my birthday. I hope you all enjoy it!

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    Love’s Endless Light is a 12-part, canon-compliant, serial romance fic. As Aziraphale and Crowley slowly fall in love over the millennia, Crowley discovers that Aziraphale is keeping a very dangerous secret. It will update Fridays on Ao3 & Tumblr.

    Why a serial fic? Because I wanted to make a Tumblr comic like all the cool kids do, but I can’t draw, so you’re going to get it in prose.

     

    Read the serial on Tumblr

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    Crowley discovers that Aziraphale has been performing queer marriages in secret for hundreds of years. Which gives Crowley an idea.

    Written for the Our Side Zine, Pride edition

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