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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Aziraphale has been married to Gabriel for some years now. Neither their communication nor their love life is very satisfying at the moment. But Aziraphale dares to hope when Gabriel suggests to try something new and convinces her to participate in an orgy.
    Things don't go as planned for Aziraphale. However, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

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    27 Nov 2022

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  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    As teens, Aziraphale and Crowley secretly pined for each other while on the same football team. Decades later, Aziraphale has retired as a legendary goalie while Crowley's career ended before it began. Now Aziraphale referees the local matches Crowley plays in--but is the antagonism between them based in resentment, arrogance, or something else altogether?

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  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Dr. Anthony J. Crowley is a theatre lecturer at Tadfield University who very much enjoys watching book restoration videos on YouTube by a handsome man named Mr. Fell. In a moment of drunken weakness, he sends an email to Mr. Fell, offering to show him the rare book room at the university. Then, weeks later, when he's heard nothing back, in another moment of weakness, while being pestered about his love life, he invents a boyfriend - and describes Mr. Fell. It's a stupid lie, but a low-risk one. Mr. Fell clearly doesn't want to talk to him, right?

    Nothing can prepare him for the email he gets that afternoon... or what happens as a result of that email...

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    26 Nov 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
    One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.

    A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.

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    25 Nov 2022

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  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits)'s summary:

    At three a.m., Anthony Crowley, a bartender just off his shift, was interrupted in his half-awake perusal of a Golden Girls episode by a knock on the door of his flat. Crowley dragged himself up off the couch and opened the door to find his attractive blond neighbor with the weird name standing in the hall in a pair of brown tartan pajamas.

    “Hello,” the man said. “Could I ask you a question?”

    Crowley would have shut the door in his face, honestly, if the man wasn’t so ridiculously hot even in pajamas with his blond curls mussed. Especially in pajamas with his curls mussed. Crowley didn’t know his neighbor well, just to say hi in the hallway, and not even by his actual name, because it was some strange name Crowley hadn’t properly caught the first time. But, like a miracle, here he was at the door of Crowley’s flat in the middle of the night, probably needing to ask if the heat was out or if Crowley could spare some common household good like a screwdriver or a flashlight.

    “Sure,” Crowley said.

    The man smiled at him. “I don’t suppose that you are ever, occasionally, a giant snake?”

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    24 Nov 2022