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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    04 Jan 2019

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    Daisy Unwin watches and listens and knows that her big brothers aren't ordinary tailors...

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    15 Dec 2018

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    David and Patrick eat a lot of ice cream.

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    12 Dec 2018

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    Patrick and Stevie's text chain.

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    12 Dec 2018

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    Newt was essentially frog-marched into the director's office, and at this point, felt very put out by the whole affair. He rather thought he had been man-handled enough for the past 24 hours. This was certainly some way to treat a helpful informant.

    Then, he saw the man at his desk, and his jaw dropped. “You?”

    The director of magical security looked up, already scowling, and recognition flared in his eyes. “You,” he growled.

    Newt blinked for a few moments, glanced around, and mindlessly tugged a bit at the magical binds around his wrists. “I’m s-sorry, but is this how you treat everyone who walks through MACUSA’s doors? It seems a bit extreme and unnecessarily aggressive.”

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    In which Newt gets his latch fixed, so his creatures don't escape, Graves is never Grindelwald, and Newt immediately knows what the problem is (those big, gaping holes in the city were not caused by any of his creatures, thank you very much).

    If only he could get the director to listen to him.

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    05 Dec 2018