Hilzabub

I am not Mojojojo. If I were the amazing villain known as Mojojojo, this would be a picture of me. As I am not the villain Mojojojo, this is not a picture of me. Instead, it is a picture of the amazing villain Mojojojo. Mojojojo is not me.



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    “Could I get your number?” they ask, as if they’re not still a completely faceless enigma that’s been making one-sided passes for two weeks now.

    “So I’m supposed to exchange messages with someone who I wouldn’t even be able to pick out of a police lineup if this ends up being just a long con to get me to join a cult?”

    To her shock, they place an elbow on the bar, lean over, and lower the hood.

    “Does this increase my chances?” they ask with a goofy smile.

    They're cute. Like 90s teen drama cute. Like Catra could see them singing fucking annoying pop songs outside her window cute. That’s not good. This person is absolutely trouble.

    “Fuck,” Catra breathes out. It kinda feels like someone just kicked her right in the gut in a thrilling way. “You couldn’t have the decency to make this easier by being ugly?”


    Catra finally meets the woman of her dreams/nightmares. A goofball blonde with big captain save-a-ho energy. She's easy going, gets Catra's jokes, and likes her band, even though it's pretty shitty and Catra's sabotaging them from the inside. It's just a shame that the girl is already competing on a reality show for 20 women's hearts.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    When Adora meets a cute girl coming in Plumeria Flowers, she quickly devotes herself asking her out on a date - whatever it takes. Meanwhile, a tattoo parlor opens across the street that probably has nothing to do with anything.

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    Catra didn’t mean to get pregnant, but she can’t say it was a mistake, not when she loves her kids like this. Being a single mom is hard, and she thinks about Adora often, but she can’t ruin her best friend’s life by coming back and telling her the truth about what resulted from their one night together. Catra can get through anything as long as she has her kittens with her, even life without Adora.
    It just turns out that Adora thinks the kittens would do anything but ruin her life.
    (Single mom Catra/trans Adora getting “back” together AU)
    Edit: Completed 6/5/21 at 4 chapters, bonus chapter added 23/8/21.

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    12 Aug 2021

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    Adora spots her in a bar. She can’t explain what draws her in about her, but the moment she lays eyes on the magicat, she needs to be closer to her. She hears her name and it just fits in her mind like a missing piece, like she has always been looking for Catra. She never goes home with strangers, but with Catra, it just feels right. She should maybe be unnerved by how easily Catra guesses things about her, but she’s blinded by the woman before her. It isn’t until she wakes up with dreams that are far too real flashing before her eyes that she even questions it.
    (Catradora Reincarnated Lovers AU)

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    12 Aug 2021

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    Adora and Catra were raised in the Pirate Horde together all their lives. After a lifetime of being told she would amount to nothing, Catra has finally been given her own ship to command – it only took Adora’s ship sinking for Shadow Weaver to give Catra a chance. Avenging her lover is the only way Catra can imagine ever feeling at peace again. It is odd how familiar the siren they are hunting looks, though.
    (Pirate Catra/Siren Adora AU)

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    12 Aug 2021