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    A series of short Second Person POV alternate universes in various eras of the Star Wars canon.

    Featuring themes of corruption and/or redemption, families being ridiculously complicated, and the major effects of very minor changes to the timeline.

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    Once upon a time, to save her friends, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS; however, because neither of them could commit to a plan without adding at least a dozen complications to it, they both ended up wiping their own memories with a Chameleon Arch and depositing their now-human selves in 2017. As a result, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding was upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.

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    The Doctor and the Master's relationship is very long and very complicated: friends, rivals, lovers, enemies... It had been so long since they had stood together on the same side.

    But nothing mends a relationship quite like a common enemy: after discovering the truth of the Founders and the lie of the Timeless Child, the Doctor abandons her name, assumes the mantle of the Valeyard, and joins the Master on a journey of revenge against Gallifrey and the Time Lords.

     

    Begins as a canon-compliant retelling of "Spyfall" and then goes massively off the rails.

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    “The Halcyons were strong in the Force but not flashy or given to public displays of power. A word here, an act there, allowing people to choose between good or evil at their own speed and peril…”

    The various prequel-era adventures of Nejaa Halcyon, the most impulsive, erratic, and disruptive Jedi the Corellian system has ever produced.

    Though this is primarily an alternate universe, in which Nejaa gets himself inadvertently tangled up in Anakin Skywalker's training, some stories in the series will adhere to Legends canon instead.

    Otherwise known as "The Adventures of Corran Horn's Stupid Jedi Grandfather"

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    Snapchat stories of various notable people on Coruscant (mostly Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Senator Amidala and Ahsoka Tano), transcripted for ease of convenience for the visually impaired, hard of hearing, or those who just want to relive some of the iconic videos that got us through the Clone Wars.

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    14 Feb 2021

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    Darth Sidious: Execute Order Sixty-Six

    Clones: eXeCuTe oRdEr SiXty-sIX

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    13 Feb 2021

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    The Emperor is dead and so is Darth Vader. So. Uh. Who exactly inherits the Galactic throne?

    Or, the Holonet discovers the existence of one Luke Skywalker and promptly makes it a meme. I present you the one long rant of a lone blogger trying to disentangle the mystery behind Luke Skywalker and his maybe inheritance of the Empire.

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    14 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    His troops have already been through here, clearing out any remaining rebels and important information that may have been left behind. The transports are already taking off outside. Vader can hear them, feel the rumble beneath his feet, as well as sense the life forms moving towards the Executor waiting in orbit.

    He is the only one here, standing like a spectre of death in the rubble and ruins that have been his companions for years. Only now are they beginning to wear on him and join the swirling emptiness his chest cannot contain.

    Or: Luke leaves pieces of himself in every evacuated base and Vader is left trying to piece together the clues of his son's life without him.

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    26 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "If you were here, Anakin, would you teach your son to be a Jedi?" (aka my idea of why Obi-Wan didn't train Luke at an earlier age.)

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    26 Jan 2021