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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    He launched off on one of his typical-Ted tirades, and after a while, he sort of tuned himself out. He managed to tune back in around the time he said, “Gotta say though, Boss, it really would be nice to have your company. Show you the ol’ homestead, you know?”

     

    She blinked at him and said, “Coupon for life, right?”

     

    Or Rebecca goes to Kansas with Ted for Thanksgiving.

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    18 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    “If this is a crazy Helioic cult, wouldn’t it have been better to find some nice lady spy to come with you? Or literally any one of our female friends?”

    “Adaine’s too recognizable, Fig’s taken, and Kristen has a mullet.” Riz ticks them off on his fingers. “Besides, having a male partner makes me an outsider. It gives them something to sink their teeth into.”

    “I see,” Fabian says with a grin, “I’m bait.”

    “You’re not bait.”

    “I’m set dressing,” Fabian amends, taking another slice of pizza. “I’m honored.”

    [OR Riz is tasked with taking down a cult from the inside, and Fabian is along for the ride.]

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    27 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Want me to turn it up so we can both listen? I don’t feel like putting the record on right now.”

    “Yes, please.”

    There’s some shuffling, the snap of Bill punching down the play button, and then the soft, tinny sound of “Seaside Rendezvous” playing from his headphones.

    They lapse into another silence, as “Seaside Rendezvous” eventually bleeds into “The Prophet’s Song” and then, of course, “Love Of My Life.” As the tape plays, and Bill continues to gently pet Ted’s hair, Ted realizes that he’s about to fall asleep like this: sprawled across Bill’s bed, still clad in his Pretzels ’N Cheese uniform, Freddie Mercury crooning through the Walkman and into his ear, clock barely pushing 6:30. He thinks about shaking off the sleepiness and throwing himself into the shower, like he should’ve done in the first place, but the soothing motion of Bill’s fingers combing through his hair and the warmth of his bed is a stronger call than the call of getting their night properly started.

    Or, Ted starts to notice how often he finds an excuse to get in Bill's bed, and then never really gets around to getting back out of it

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    20 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    “You’ve never used Manic Panic?” Dream says.

    Evan shakes his head mutely.

    “Oh my god. Okay. Okay. And you’ve never, like, done guyliner before.”

    “I don’t really understand why you’re gendering eyeliner. That seems like something that doesn’t need to be gendered.”

    Dream doesn’t listen. She has already pulled out her makeup case.

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    09 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    When Colin breaks his ankle, Che offers to help him out.

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    15 Jun 2021