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    Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.

    Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.

    (He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)

    Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.

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    11 Aug 2019

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    A group of starving, destitute dwarves moves into the abandoned smithy. A bored, lonely--and frankly, nosy--Bilbo just wants to help. What he gets is a whole lot more.

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    01 Jun 2019

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    There was a click as Bilbo thrust open his door and glared out on Dwalin’s grave face.
    “Did Thorin send you?” demanded Bilbo, too incensed to care about propriety.
    “He wants to see you,” rumbled Dwalin. “He’s sorry.”
    “I like that!” shouted Bilbo. “Oh, I like that, very much! Well, you can tell the king, he can bloody well come and tell me himself, if he can find the time out of his busy schedule, and if it so pleases him!” and he slammed the door in Dwalin’s face.
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    Things have changed ever since Thorin's gold-sickness, and Bilbo no longer knows what to think of his relationship with Thorin. When he becomes the object of affections from a new dwarf friend of his, Thorin's seemingly-easy acceptance of their relationship both infuriates and confuses him.
    or, the one where Bilbo is courted, and Thorin doesn't want to interfere, bc he is NOT a dark fuck prince, and he wants Bilbo to be happy most of all.

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    30 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    "Blessed are the legend-makers with their rhyme
    of things not found within recorded time." - J.R.R. Tolkien, Mythopoeia

    Bilbo returns to Erebor, with his Heart beating and his Family close at hand.

    But will he get to stay?

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    15 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Bilbo supposes he can’t be too mad at Thorin. His intentions were pure, and how was he to know that the flowers he'd picked for Bilbo contained a powerful aphrodisiac?

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    03 Feb 2019