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  1. Summary

    Greg and his little brother Wirt find themselves lost in a strange place called The Unknown.

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  2. Summary

    What it says on the tin.

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  3. Summary

    A season two rewrite of TMNT (2012) which focuses on fixing the sometimes shitty way the brothers treat each other, the stupid ass love triangle, and a few other writing decisions that make me kinda mad.

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  4. Summary

    As if finding out he's a werewolf isn't enough, Gabriel also discovers that he has a soulmate with the same furry little problem that he has.

    Previously titled "The Adventures of the Super Gay grey Wolves" (which we're going to pretend was just a working title oh my god).

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  5. Summary

    i write crack when i've got writer's block. this is where it ends up.

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Izuku had always loved White Day.
    There was nothing better than the opportunity to spoil Kacchan, after all.

    [Female Kacchan x Canon Deku]

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    04 Oct 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    A simple discussion about the concept of a "free pass" turns into a much more interesting night for Izuku and his boyfriend

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    04 Oct 2022

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    "The sweatband wasn't enough," he says, with such a simple fierce conviction that Katsuki finds himself unexpectedly wanting to laugh.

    "What-"

    "So I'll have to do something more drastic."

    Dropping his boyfriend off at a crowded rock concert, Todoroki marks Bakugou as a precaution.
    this is 100% distilled sin
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    04 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    In which Katsuki is feeling a little self-conscious and has to take matters into his own hands.

    or; [girls just wanna have fun voice] Katsuki just wants to get railed.

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    03 Oct 2022

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    Bakugous arms swung behind him, Nitroglycerin slicked palms crackled before they ignited for real, and the force propelled him towards Deku. He was on him in a second, one arm around his waist, the other navigating through the rubble as it fell, attempting to bury them. People were screaming and begging for help. The hero's who could fly like Bakugou were trying their best to help, but the whole building was coming down. There was furniture and rubble and metal falling in every direction. Bakugou couldn't tell where the screams were coming from; it felt like they were all around. What if he tried to blast himself out of this, and one of these screaming people were caught up in it?

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    Bakugou has a lot on his mind, things he's not ready to talk about. However, following an unknown villain attack, Midoriya and Bakugou are buried under what used to be Endeavour's Hero Agency. With both of them heavily concussed and Bakugou gravely injured can they be saved in time? And will Bakugou finally get that weight off his chest before it's too late?

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    02 Oct 2022