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    Wei Wuxian gets to go the fuck home because I said so it's canon now sorry.

    series title taken from the english translation of the song Kabira which is a Jiang SIBS SONG, BOTH VERSIONS OF IT YOU CANT PROVE ME WRONG.

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  1. Rec 24

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    Do you think you could handle it?

    Blitzo remembers the expression on the agent's face as Stolas had emerged from her mouth; the way the eyes shone dead, hollow, the blood struggling to flow from muscles that would atrophy in seconds. The trembling, almost manic giggle she had given after. He thinks of Stolas touching his face; the apartment he and Loona shares, the feeling of wrapping Millie and Moxxie in his arms. Would they even know where to find him? Would they try to? What if they ended up in the trap as well? What if, what if, what if

    Do it, he tells Stolas.

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    08 Sep 2021

  2. Rec 48

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    “I’ve been a very bad, bad bird,” Stolas whispered, beak grinding on the last two words. Blitzo watched as the prince felt himself up, hands roughing up the chest feathers that resulted in an even fluffier appearance before his right finger ended up on the tip of his beak, expression coy. “Will you punish me, Daddy?” Fuck, how embarrassing can he get? Did he learn all dirty talk from some shitty erotic novel for lonely housewives?

    Actually yes, that’s probably exactly how he got his information.

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    05 Sep 2021

  3. Rec 44

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    Blitzø gulped as he double-checked his hands for any missing finger or patch of skin. "Hold your horses, you're actually serious? Like, that's an actual, legit egg?"

    "Yes," Stolas replied, visibly more relaxed now that the assassin was taking him seriously and not threatening their egg.

    "You laid an egg," the imp repeated slowly. "which happens to be mine, I s'pose."

    The owl gave another, little nod of confirmation. ”Quite correct, Blitzy."

    But of course it was his. Why settling for half a disaster, when you can have a whole screw-up. with a side of catastrophe?

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    05 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Zagreus has a lot on his mind and it’s starting to eat him up. Sometimes the only thing you can do to fix it is find the two warriors you desperately wish were your dads and ask them for help. Luckily for him, Patroclus and Achilles know how to heal a heart that feels unworthy.

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  5. Rec 29

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    “You see, imp, when I told you I wanted you to stop sleeping with my husband I wasn't asking. It was an order,” a servant had come to drop tea and pastries but Stella barely spared them a glance. She mindlessly took the cup and continued her tirade, “but if you wish to make things difficult i’m willing to ask better.”
    “Ask better? the fuck that means.”
    “It means this.”

    That was a check, and those were big numbers, and she was passing it over to Blitzy with such a giddy expression Stolas was starting to get sick.

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    31 Aug 2021