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    Eight skeletons intitled to two days each with their favourite human. Or if brothers so choose, two days together with the human. If heat occurs during these two days, pairing gain an extra two, to consummate and aftercare. If your bedroom door was open while you and any of the others were getting hot and heavy and if both parties consented, then anyone could join, regardless if it was their day or not, it just meant that the invading party had to give up a couple hours of their day.

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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Oh now you're just being hurtful." His bony hand rests against the freezer door.

    You chuckle as you stand upright. You manage to turn before he slams the fridge door shut and shoves you against it. You smile lustfully up at him as he bares his teeth in a hungry leer. His hand pins you by your collar bone, just inches from your neck.

    "Maybe I want to try the hurting for a change?" You ask as he leans closer.

    He freezes. "What?" He asks in disbelief.

    You shrug as he steps back. "I mean, I'm constantly covered in bruises, bites and blood. Not that I mind. But I wonder sometimes..." His face falls as you push against his chest until he takes another step back. You blink and look up at him. "What you would look like tied up, bruised, begging for release?"

     

     

    *playlist of the chapter titles: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlsnUBc5D3oaVUyGPmqhkf-qQ5oey4Icf

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    01 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    When Red becomes sick of his usual 'eats' and decides to try something new when a tasty looking sheep at a nearby farm catches his eye socket.

    FIC UNDER MAINTENANCE

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    26 Aug 2018

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    You've been living on your own for nearly seven years now. You have your dog Toby, and friends from work and the like. But in the grand scheme of things, you're pretty much alone. And you're okay with that.

    But after an embarrassing misunderstanding one night, you start to make more friends. Your little corner of the Universe begins to expand. And then, just a few months later, something happens that will change the little world you've carved out for yourself forever.

    You're going to have to learn how to deal with it.

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    18 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    You worked with bacteria. Grew it, cultured it, studied it. Monsters breaching the surface meant you had a lot of new testing to do. At the end of a long slew of tests you find yourself in a casual Italian restaurant with a craving for carbs and find yourself taking care of a large skeleton who introduces you to some new friends.

    You only hope no one gets hurt.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    I liked the idea of someone being OK with monsters, but still having no clue how to even remotely react to them. If they're not that common, I guess it'd make sense to sort of have some freak out moments, right?

    Better summary coming someday.

    ps: hey kids we have a tumblr now lel - http://inthesequietmoments.tumblr.com/

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    02 Aug 2018

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