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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Soulmates.

    Cliche, I know.

    And Sans certainly didn't expect to meet his in high school, of all places.

    He'd never really considered himself a forward guy, until this point. Exercise? Getting up early? MOVING? You must be kidding.

    But with the discovery of you, his Soulmate, and his utter addiction to how you make him feel, something awakens in him. Something he never realised was even there.

    Something he doesn't ever, ever, e v e r want to lose.

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    08 May 2018

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    You are a simple girl, you like your job, you like drinking and you like working out at the gym. Only problem is your 4'3 and everyone thinks you are a child. What happens when you run into monsters who don't question that you are an adult? What will you do when a 6'2 skeleton monster catches your eye? And can you help the police find a serial killer before a new war breaks out?

    COMPLETE

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    24 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Priest G!Sans/Reader
    Based on ElicitSin's Priest G!Sans design.
    Controversy inducing relationships. A hidden club under the guise of a hip uptown bar. An awakened thirst for revenge.

    You are a rebellious teenager who works a part-time job in order to support your single mother. You normally don’t attend church by choice, but your mum manages to convince you to visit just this once for one reason only; There’s a new priest in town, and he’s not human.

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    24 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's you and Sans. You make love.
    A lot of loveful fluff mixed with explicit pornography.
    Reader has a vagina, no defining pronouns are used.

    This is part 22 of a series that has some sort of continuity going on, for the whole series either click the link under the tags or look into my archive.

    Check out our Tumblr blog for progress updates and silly art - bonefucker-sanstasies.tumblr.com
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    07 Feb 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    You lost your job, your boyfriend cheated on you with your best friend, and got kicked out of your apartment. Where do you go? A trip to the bar should help you think. Little did you know... that night changed your life forever.

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    04 Feb 2018

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