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    Eight skeletons intitled to two days each with their favourite human. Or if brothers so choose, two days together with the human. If heat occurs during these two days, pairing gain an extra two, to consummate and aftercare. If your bedroom door was open while you and any of the others were getting hot and heavy and if both parties consented, then anyone could join, regardless if it was their day or not, it just meant that the invading party had to give up a couple hours of their day.

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    You worked with bacteria. Grew it, cultured it, studied it. Monsters breaching the surface meant you had a lot of new testing to do. At the end of a long slew of tests you find yourself in a casual Italian restaurant with a craving for carbs and find yourself taking care of a large skeleton who introduces you to some new friends.

    You only hope no one gets hurt.

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    03 Aug 2018

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    I liked the idea of someone being OK with monsters, but still having no clue how to even remotely react to them. If they're not that common, I guess it'd make sense to sort of have some freak out moments, right?

    Better summary coming someday.

    ps: hey kids we have a tumblr now lel - http://inthesequietmoments.tumblr.com/

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    02 Aug 2018

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    Oh golly gee, are you ready for this? This is Not Your Doll - Underfell AU edition! Here I will be taking my story chapter by chapter and inserting in everyone's favourite edgy monster cast into it.

    One cold winter day, you accidently run face first into the cement ribs of a dangerous skeleton monster. And feeling both annoyed and brave, you accidently threaten to dust him. Feeling marked, you then you run into him again. And again. And, honestly, you're not quite sure why he hasn't just killed you yet. Is he toying with you?

    This will also serve as a request fic! At the bottom of some chapters I will take a poll for some decision to be made about the story's progression. Sometimes it will be hidden, though, for something that has NOT happened in the canon core timeline :) Enjoy!

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    28 Jul 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    You know, coming home to multiple versions of your housemates from alternate realities really shouldn't be a surprise at this point with their track record. You could count the number of times you thought to yourself "I'll be gone for a while but what's the worst that can happen?" only to find the answer later and saying "Oh, that, okay."

    But, you didn't mind, they were your best friends. And so were these ones, they were just from different planes of reality and didn't know it yet, so you didn't mind them staying too much. So what if you thought they were cute and wanted to kiss them?

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    23 Jul 2018

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    The resets keep happening, but Papyrus is gone. Nearly six years of grief have warped Sans, causing him to risk his soul with self-destructive behavior and making him all but unrecognizable to his old friends. Any day now, he expects a reset that will bring him far enough back in time to reunite with his brother and erase his sins. In the meantime, he'll distract himself with Muffet's new call girl...

    You need a lot of money, right now. Unlike the majority of humans in the slums of New Ebott, you don't have any anti-monster prejudice, and you're kinky, submissive and enjoy sex. You've heard someone like you can do very well for herself, catering to monsters. Now here you are with your first client, a skeleton monster in a suit offering you a drink from a hip flask...

    Undertale gangster AU with a 1930s-era American aesthetic, essentially because I like the clothes. Status updates and story chatter at http://neroli9.tumblr.com.

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    22 Jul 2018

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