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  1. Rec *

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    The story of Clint and Phil, as told by the middle-aged cat lady who does Clint's taxes.

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    06 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 47

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    Phil checked the money box. The quarters in there added up to...a lot more than a dollar. It might even have been three dollars. Or four.

    It had to be a joke.

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    16 Dec 2020

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    Clint Barton is a wanderer, moving from place to place, on the run from some truths about his past. When his car breaks down in the tiny mountain town of Pittman Center, he finds a job at a local pub run by a real English woman and some unlikely people who offer friendship and belonging. He might blame fate after meeting Phil Coulson, a historian, for playing games but then he begins to discover that there is so much more to the handsome man and Clint may not be able to avoid what's been chasing him for much longer.

    Imagine a cross between True Blood and Penny Dreadful with Clint as the man caught in the middle of epic mystical forces. Be forewarned; like my other story, A Wolf in the Fold, this tale will deal with mythology and legend. But this one is going to be much darker and more violent. Oh, and lots of sex once the plot gets rolling.

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    08 Dec 2020

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    “If he throws one more of those I’m going to have to have lunch with the mayor. I can’t express how much I’d rather be fighting the Doombots.”

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    12 Oct 2020

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    scienehubbys so cute

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    Magnus doesn’t have time for this bullshit. Warlocks are disappearing in New York City—five people in less than three months—and Magnus is determined to find them and protect the rest of his people from whatever took them. He doesn’t have time for politics, and he certainly doesn’t have time for whatever nonsense the Clave is proposing about marrying a Shadowhunter to a Downworlder as part of the new Accords. He doesn’t really have time for a pretty Shadowhunter who’s surprisingly kind to warlock children, either, but, well, he’s always been good at multitasking.

    Alec always knew he couldn’t have what he wanted, but he’s spent the nearly four years since the newly-appointed Consul recalled his parents to Idris without explanation making the best of what he can have. When life suddenly offers up almost everything Alec actually wants on a silver platter, he can’t quite bring himself to trust it, especially when it comes with a million caveats and a side of impending disaster. But he knows how to handle disasters, even if the return of the Circle on top of Clave secrets that could destroy the Accords is way beyond the disasters he’s used to fielding. Hope, on the other hand? He doesn’t know what to do with that.

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    12 Oct 2020