HazzasBabyGurl



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    It's Liam's favorite moment - helping someone else create a memory. He's always the best man, the one holding everything together at a wedding. And, one day, he's going to fall madly in love and create that moment for himself. And he knows it in his blood - that moment won't include some cynical, smug bloke named Zayn Malik.

    (alternately: a 27 Dresses AU where Liam is everyone's favorite best man and he just might be madly in love with his boss ... and maybe with an arrogant writer who hates weddings as much as Liam loves them, too)

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    27 Mar 2015

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    About three things Harry Styles is absolutely positive. First, he definitely did not read all four Twilight books. Second, there is a part of him – and he knows exactly how potent that part of him is – that wants to test the science behind sucking Professor Tomlinson’s brain out through his dick. And third, Harry is unconditionally and irrevocably in lust with his Professor.
    So yes, Harry Styles is a cliché. He’s seen this plotline unfold in porn all the time. He’s not sure if leaning over his desk and offering up his arse for a spanking will yield the same results, however.

     

     

    [louis is harry’s professor. harry is a cliche.]

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    03 Mar 2015

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    "Jesus Christ Liam, he's a man not a fucking rag doll!" Louis scolds. "Just get in!" Liam hisses back before hopping into the passenger seat.

    Once all boys are seated, Zayn takes the wheel and speeds off the opposite direction.

    Louis huffs out and laugh and ruffles his hair before looking at the unconscious body then back at the boys. “And that, boys, is how we catch a pop star.”

    or [AU; Louis, Zayn, Niall, and Liam are assassins hired by Simon to kill the one and only Harry Styles.]

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    23 Feb 2015

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    “We might as well just date.”

    Harry froze in his arms, his body stilled as he slowly lifted his head up at Louis to give him the most confused expression he’d ever worn. Louis literally wanted to fuck him into the next century. “What?” Harry asked. “Are you--.”

    “No,” Louis said, shaking his head before Harry could go far with that idea and trap Louis into confessing his own feelings. “I mean...like I think I have a plan?”

    “A plan?” Harry said slowly. “A plan other than me going to Peter’s tomorrow and groveling for hours; maybe even days?”

    The thought of Harry doing that made Louis’ skin burn, but he schooled his expression well and nodded swiftly. “There will be no groveling. Well, there will be, but not on your end.”

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    Louis pretends to be Harry’s boyfriend to help him win back his douchebag ex-boyfriend, but things don’t go according to plan.

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    21 Feb 2015

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    “You're blind,” he states bluntly, feeling like a right idiot.
    “Actually, I'm Louis. And you must be Sherlock, nice to meet you,” is the reply he gets and Louis holds out his hand for Harry to shake.
    “Um, 'm name's Harry actually."

    or; the one where louis is blind and runs over harry with his skateboard and then it's meet cute

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    09 Feb 2015